Special Report: The Boy Who Ate Nashville

Suffering from a bit of the tl;dr ?  Scroll to the end for my Nashville cheat sheet!

A few years ago, I did something I’ve never done before.  Traveled alone.  I don’t get to do much by myself and while I’ve flown alone numerous times, I’d never taken an actual trip anywhere solo.  That changed when my two oldest Nieces were graduating from high school in Northern Alabama.  My family decided to fly out and celebrate together.   My Dad wanted to meet in Nashville and drive down.  I decided on a whim to fly out a few days early and make a solo trip to explore the city before my family joined me.  I had a few friends who live there and I’d never been before, so it was all new.  I wasn’t sure what to expect.

I vowed after that to take more solo trips.  It was AWESOME.  For someone who doesn’t enjoy Country music, I had myself a TIME in Nashville.  Over those first few days I had adventures with friends, got lost a few times when my GPS failed, saw an incredible museum, banged up my rental car (note: Always get the full coverage.  Seriously.) but the thing I did the most was eat.  I tried to hit up as many places as I could before my family got in.  I love my Dad but his idea of dining out in a new city is visiting the local Chili’s (No disrespect to Chili’s but ever since they changed the recipe of their chicken crispers, things have changed between us.  It’s still pretty painful for me.  I don’t wanna talk about it).   I spent weeks putting together lists of restaurants and record stores I wanted to visit.  Some meals were so sublime, I vowed that were I ever to return to Nashville, I would hit them up immediately.  

Last Christmas, I found myself back in Music City.   It was GO time.  

I committed myself to covering 12 restaurants in 4 days and I did it, thanks in no small part to my travelling companion, Aimee.  She was also a great help in putting together a list of places of interest.  In fact, two of the best places were her suggestions.  I was also joined by a few friends at some locations who did an admirable job of helping me explore menus.  NGL, by day 3 I was rockin’ a pretty epic case of heartburn but with grit, determination and a fistful of Prilosec, I soldiered on.  For you, I do this.  I also spent a week doing a complete reset/cleanse because I can’t be cursed with the daily meat sweats for the rest of my days.  Here’s the low down on the places we hit:

Puckett’s (500 Church Street, Nashville 37219)

We were barely off the plane before it was time for lunch at this “Southern bar with an old general store feel”.  Aimee and I shared an order of Bubba’s Bones (Deep-fried baby back ribs tossed in Puckett’s BBQ sauce).  They were smokey and spicy with a nice chew.  Aimee enjoyed the fact that they weren’t over sauced and found the meat to be tender.  For me, deep frying dried them out a bit but they were tasty. 

Bubba got bones

For lunch, I ordered the Puckett’s BBQ Sandwich.  You can get it with pulled pork, chicken or brisket, each slow-smoked with cherry wood.  When I asked our server which protein is best, she responded “PORK!” as though the other options were burnt sinew or a used Kleenex.  The pork was very good and Puckett’s does a lovely spicy BBQ sauce.  The fries are also dry-rubbed, which were also great to dip in the BBQ sauce.  Our friends Patty and Jessica were big fans of the signature fruit tea (Blackberry citrus sweet iced tea).  Fortunately, they sell it by the gallon so you can play Puckett’s: The Home Game.  The only real misfire for me was dessert.  Puckett’s offers a “cobbler of the day” and Aimee and I decided to share the chocolate cobbler.  It was somewhere between an overcooked brownie and a stale cookie.  It was sweet but super chewy and needed a sauce or something.  A disappointing to end an otherwise perfectly fine meal.

Chauhan Ale and Masala House (123 12th Avenue, Nashville 37203)

Owned by celebrity chef Maneet Chauhan, this refurbished brick garage offers creative spins on Indian cuisine.  This was Aimee’s first suggestion for the trip and I’ll never be done thanking her for it.  Y’all.  Y’ALL.  This was the most spectacular dining experience I had in Nashville.  I will RUN back to this place when I am next in town.  As soon as you walk into the space, you are hit with the most intoxicating smell of curry and it only gets better from there.  I started with Garlic Parmesan Naan which was tender, chewy, savory and delicious.  My favorite part is dipping my naan and there were two fantastic options for that.  The first was the unexpected and life changing Saag Mac and Cheese.  I know, I know.  Everybody and their Mother has a Mac and Cheese but this was something truly special.  Tender spiral pasta surrounded by a creamy, velvety spinach-based sauce that’s grassy, herbaceous and so flavorful.  It feels weird calling it Mac and Cheese but it’s amazing.  We never saw it coming.  A real find.  

Blue box? I don’t know her…

For my main course, I chose the “build your own curry” option, which allows you to pair the protein of your choice with the curry of your choice.  I wanted to veer away from my usual chicken tikka masala in favor of something new.  I chose Ginger Garlic Shrimp in Korma (Saffron and cashew-based sauce).  The shrimp were plump, perfectly cooked and there were a ton of them in that little dish.  The sauce was another home run; savory, richly spiced and velvety.  It balanced perfectly with the side of basmati rice.  Once I ran out of naan to dip, I damn-near picked it up and drank it.  It was SO GOOD.  

Aimee was feeling more adventurous and chose the Tikka Masala Pork Shank for her main course.  Her exact words were “THE GREATEST PORK SHANK EVER!!!!”.  It was huge.  Like, this thing would tip over Fred Flinstone’s car (Another knee slapper from me!-your Grandparent’s favorite comic!).  The meat just fell off the bone.  It had amazing smokey flavor, assisted by great charred marks and surrounded by a delicious, citrus-y tikka masala.  If I had one more bite of food I was going to explode.  Aimee was feeling similarly but ordered dessert to go anyway.  She chose the Gulb Jamun Cheesecake, a light cheesecake with tiny donuts inside.  She said it was very tasty.  I could spend an entire episode gushing about this place.  It is a must do.   Although, a word of caution:  Parking is a challenge.  There is a nearby pay lot but it often closes early, over charges and is crowded.  They recommend that you instead park at the Whole Foods up the street, which has an underground parking garage.  Whole Foods also validates, so you can grab something upstairs, throw it in your car and walk a block to the best friggin’ meal you’ll have that day.

Five Daughter’s Bakery (1110 Caruthers Avenue, Nashville 37204)

Family owned and operated by Isaac and Stephanie Meek and named for their five adorable Daughters, Five Daughter’s is home of the 100 layer donut, which is exactly as fascinating and delicious as it sounds.   Taking up to three days to craft, these donuts are serious business.  They are offered in a variety of recurring and seasonal flavors.  We did a few of each.  My favorite of the staple items was the Vanilla Cream donut (infused with and topped with Vanilla Buttercream).  Given the size and feel of these donuts, they are surprisingly light and airy!  Soft and sweet with the perfect ratio of frosting (For me, anyway, you people who don’t like frosting on cupcakes are weird.  Just have a muffin).  Other highlights included the Strawberry Lemon Cheesecake Donut.  Aimee praised the smooth cream that perfectly balanced the tartness of the lemon.  Another treat was the Boston Cream Donut.  It’s huge, first off.  Many of these things are sized for sharing.  What we both noticed immediately was the chocolate on top.  It wasn’t a glaze, instead it was real chocolate ganache!  We both named the same donut as our favorite and you’ll understand in a moment why telling you this is entirely unhelpful.  As we were visiting Nashville in December of last year, it was a seasonal flavor; Mini Sugar Cookie Donut.  A light, airy donut base with typical sugar cookie frosting and an absolutely delicious Vanilla Swiss Buttercream filling.  I sincerely hope if you’re able to make it to Five Daughters Around the holidays that they choose to offer this flavor again because it’s pretty incredible.  The location we went to was cute as all get out but offered no indoor seating.  I can tell you from extensive testing, these donuts eat just fine from the driver’s seat of your car.

To owners, Five Daughters, one very happy fat kid

Belle Mead Meat and Three (110 Leake Avenue, Nashville 37205)

Located inside the historic Belle Meade Winery, we came here for a traditional “Meat and Three”.  It’s a cafeteria style, elbows-on-the-table type place that offers exactly what it promises.  For my meat, I had the smoked meatloaf, which was very tasty.  Aimee had the fried catfish (her favorite).  She said they did it perfectly, crispy and flavorful with a tasty house made tartar sauce.  Speaking of which, this place has a downright impressive selection of sauces.  Tartar Sauce, White BBQ Sauce, Classic BBQ, Vinegar BBQ Sauce, Mustard BBQ Sauce and something called “Comeback Sauce”.  I tried several times to get a description for it, but all anyone could say is “It’s…Comeback Sauce!  Y’know.  Come back!”  Sure…

The three sides that I chose (no small feat for my Herculean decision paralysis) were Fried Okra, Mashed potatoes with gravy and Mac and Cheese, which I have been assured is considered a vegetable in the South.  We also had a choice of biscuit or corn cake, which basically looked like a pancake with a spray tan.  The Okra was crispy, well fried and not slimy, although I didn’t quite need the old-school-Chipotle-sized spoonful (real ones know).  Everything else was fine.  Wasn’t blown away. 

Served alongside my own good ol’ fashioned side of fried white guilt

Aimee echoed my thoughts on the Mac and Cheese and mashed potatoes.  She also tried the BBQ Beans, which she said were sweet and well made.  Aimee added a dessert of seasonal Gingerbread Pudding, which was dried out from too much molasses and was in desperate need of whipped cream or ice cream.  Overall, I’m not really sure what all the hubbub was about with this place, for me it was just okay.  Also, there’s an uncomfortable footnote I would like to add here.

Belle Meade is a beautiful property; a historic landmark that is often booked for weddings, tours, parties, etc.  I’ll be clear: It’s a plantation.  While Aimee and I didn’t do the official tour, we did walk the grounds and I’m not gonna lie; I’m not a big believer in the supernatural but the place felt haunted.  Maybe there’s some energy that felt bad to me or maybe it was just my subconscious unable to turn away from the human suffering that almost definitely happened here.  When we turned a corner and saw the “servant’s quarters”, I’d had quite enough historical ick for the day and it was time to go.  Again, this was strictly my experience of being there.  Your results may vary but I wanted to arm you with that knowledge in case it informs your decision to visit.  Moving on.  

Hattie B’s Chicken (112 19th Avenue S, Nashville 37203)

Following an afternoon Tornado watch (Tennessee pulled out all the stops for our visit), my friends and I did an impromptu late dinner at local Hot Chicken chain, Hattie B’s.  Offering classic Nashville hot chicken in varying levels of heat, it’s a great no-fuss style place to grab a sandwich and hang with friends.  Now, on the subject of me, I LOVE spicy foods but I also know myself and I was determined to not make myself the same cautionary tale as celebrity chef David Chang (Check out his Netflix Series “Ugly Delicious”, Season 1, Episode 6 for the best story about Nashville Hot Chicken you’ve ever heard in life).  I went with the traditional hot chicken sandwich with medium heat with a side of crinkle cut fries.  The sandwich was very tasty and spicy but nothing I couldn’t handle. I feel like there’s maybe a more authentic version of NHC to be found(?) But I was happy with my choice. 

Please enjoy this uncomfortably close and wildly unappetizing shot of my meal!

I have to take this opportunity to give props to my girl Vicki, who was with us.  She ordered chicken tenders with the top 2 levels of spice to them!  She enjoyed both of them but even she had to back down from the spiciest level after a few bites.  Described the ghost pepper burn as moving clearly from the back of her throat to the front.  Love that for her.  

Aimee ordered the not-spicy Southern Fried Chicken, which she called juicy and delicious.  Perfectly crispy with lots of black pepper.  She also got fries with more “Comeback Sauce”, which, I guess that means she came back to it since lunch???  She also had cheesy bacon grits, which she said were smoky but way too thick.  We both had the banana pudding for dessert and it was…not great.  The bananas had disintegrated down to nothing and I was once again left to ponder why this city has such an aversion to whipped cream?  Aimee liked that the Nilla wafers still had some crunch to them but agreed they could only do so much to save this weak dessert.     

Biscuit Love (316 11th Avenue S, Nashville 37203)

By Day 3 of my trip, I was firmly on the struggle bus when I woke up with heartburn radiating down to my kneecaps but nothing could stop me from today’s breakfast. This is a place I discovered in 2021 and I’ve dreamed of returning ever since.  I ordered the exact same thing I had last time because it was perfection.  We started with an order of Bonuts (a biscuit/donut hybrid that is lightly fried, rolled in sugar, topped with a lemon mascarpone and served on a bed of blueberry compote).  These things are heavenly.  They are fried to order and served warm.  One bite and Aimee was a believer.  If you order nothing else at Biscuit Love, get these.  You will NOT be disappointed.

One bite and you’ll be ready to risk it all

My main breakfast was the East Nasty; a fried chicken thigh on top of a biscuit with country gravy.  I’ve never actually liked country gravy before eating this dish.  I know now that I just hadn’t eaten it made by people who make it correctly.  The chicken was perfectly fried, tender and so juicy.  The multiple layers of biscuit are buttery, fluffy and expertly baked.  It took me a little bit longer than usual to power through it but I achieved it, with help of the always-solid cup of Joe served at Biscuit Love.

Aimee ordered the traditional Biscuits and Sausage Gravy; A lifelong comfort food for this Heart of Dixie native and she grades harshly for those that don’t come correct with it.    She called it one of the best biscuits she’s ever had.  She didn’t even need to add her usual black pepper to the sausage gravy, calling it perfectly seasoned.  I swelled with the kind of pride and validation that can only come from a Yankee successfully pointing a Southerner to a great staple dish.  I chomped down on another fistful of Tums, reveling in my self-satisfaction. Shout out to the side order of Chronic Bacon, which we both loved.  Sweet and spicy candied swine at it’s best.   

Daddy Dogs (205 Printers Alley, Nashville 37201)

An event I got to attend in while in Nashville was hosted by Jackalope Brewing, featuring the food of popular Nashville food truck, Daddy Dogs.  Serving up the traditional franks with wildly creative twists (including Cream cheese or Peaches.  Yeah, they go there) and a bevy of coded dick jokes.  What’s not to love?  I ordered the “Music City”, topped with Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, Onion and BBQ Sauce.  While pretty tame compared to some of the more adventurous choices on the menu but it was really good.  Messy and very tasty.  I would totally work my way through the rest of the menu, given the chance.

Daddy Dogs: Queer coded deliciousness

The Twelve Thirty Club (550 Broadway, Nashville 37203)

A surprise last minute addition to my list was a late night visit to the Twelve Thirty Club, a massive structure hovering over the main strip of downtown Nashville.  Owned by Justin Timberlake, the irony was not lost on me that I was here with a handful of his former co-stars from a certain Disney television show in the 90’s. Full disclosure:  We met up with some other friends who had the full dinner on the 2nd floor and raved about the food.  Others and I did cocktails and small plates on the 3rd floor.  My small sampling of the food was far less impressive than the décor and vibe, which were stellar.  I ordered the shortrib potstickers with toasted sesame, cilantro and ponzu.  It was an underwhelming one-note flavor profile.  Potstickers need ginger, some element of citrus or another texture to the filling.  This was just shortrib in a thick dumpling.    I also had the Salt Crusted Warm Pretzels with provolone fondue. The pretzels were chewy with a crisp exterior and a velvety, rich sauce.  A pleasant enough small plate but nothing you couldn’t get at any chain restaurant.  They also had a nice selection of Ciders (a great choice for people like me who don’t drink beer)

While the food and service were a let down (Our server took major attitude when we asked her to adjust a bill that she herself screwed up.  I know, I hate doing my job too.)  This is a really gorgeous venue.  Thoughtfully designed, great live music and a fully realized vibe that couldn’t be further away from what you’ll walk back out into on the strip when you leave.  I’d come back for dinner based on my friend’s recommendation or just to have a cocktail and enjoy some live music.  

I sure am glad this post didn’t coincide with some bad press about this place’s owner! That would be awkward….

Loveless Café (8400 TN-100, Nashville 37221)

One of the places I ran out of time to visit in 2021 was first on the list this time but it required a reservation (Yes, even at 8am on a Monday morning) because it’s THAT iconic.  Boasting a rich history in Nashville spanning more than 70 years, the home open to hungry travelers by founders Lon and Annie Loveless is still serving up chicken, biscuits and all sorts of tasty dishes.  It has been frequented by numerous celebrities and covered on every food show imaginable.

While my experience with my server hours before at Timberlake’s house of apps and attitude was pretty sour, my experience at Loveless could not have been more of a skidding 180 degree turn from that.  Our server was delightful.  She gave us the history, answered questions and did it with authentic an Southern hospitality that truly impressed the former restaurant host, former server and current hospitality manager at my table.

The biscuits are legendary and it’s easy to see why.  They’re small but divinely fluffy, buttery and light.  Martha Stewart admits to putting some in her purse for her flight home because even billionaire old ladies are still gonna old lady, but I get it.  Served with butter and choices of homemade jam, I tried all of them.  Homemade jams instantly hit different.  You never realize until you have the real deal how often we’re served artificial flavors.         

I ordered the Country Breakfast Bowl, with hashbrowns, scrambled eggs, country gravy, topped with pulled pork and a biscuit).  So rich, savory and comforting with incredible pulled pulled pork.  Our server told me that the same guy has been smoking their pork for 20 years and if he ever dies, she’s done.  I agree.  Perfection.  Aimee ordered the country fried steak and eggs (another Southern classic) and declared (as Southern belles are wont to do) that it has ruined her for any other country fried steak.  Not heavy or over battered, it was tender and fried perfectly.  She also applauded their option to have the gravy on the side so it never got soggy.  She also loved the Hash Brown Casserole served on the side, which she called super cheesy and delicious.

A masterclass in comfort food.

Aimee was determined not to waste an opportunity to try it while we were here so she also had a Pulled Pork Biscuit, which she called spectacular.  So tender with the perfect amount of smoke, pairing perfectly with the smoky and sweet BBQ sauce.  This place is the authentic real deal for a phenomenal breakfast and true Southern hospitality.  We left full, happy and loved.  Do not miss Loveless.

Mattheessen’s Ice Cream (123 2nd Avenue N, Nashville 37201)

There was a popular cookie spot we were hoping to hit up before lunch on our last day in Music City but it (and several other places) was closed on Monday, so we had to improvise.  We took our chances on a place we happened upon.  Mattheessen’s offers ice cream, baked goods and their signature ½ pound cookie.  We ordered the ½ pound M&M cookie.  Not great.  I found it chewy and dry.  It didn’t feel or taste fresh.  Aimee was less kind in her review, calling it a “Bullshit cookie”.  She said the edges were super hard.  In fact, at one point she banged a piece on the counter without breaking it.  She went on to explain that a cookie of that size needs to be thicker to keep it soft.  She also called shenanigans on an M&M Cookie that was just a sugar cookie topped with M&M’s.  I can never resist a coconut macaroon so I ordered the rather large one they had in the case.  It was sweet, tough and chewier than it should be.  Again, it didn’t taste fresh and the chocolate had bubbled and discolored.  I wouldn’t have even eaten it  had I not been with a professional baker who assured me it wasn’t moldy, just old.  Didn’t finish anything we got.  Pass.

As promised it was big….

Peg Leg Porker (903 Gleaves Street, Nashville 37203)

The other undisputed highlight of my 2021 visit to Nashville was lunch at this place.  Voted one of the best BBQ spots in the South, one visit will make clear to you why that is.  Founded by BBQ badass Carey Bringle (The name comes from Bringle becoming an amputee at age 18 following surgery for a bone tumor), Peg Leg Porker serves up pork, not brisket, an important distinction they’ll be happy to clarify for you.  The ribs are sublime; dry rubbed, fall-off-the-bone tender and served with choices of BBQ sauce.  The main dishes more than live up to the mountain of hype they’ve gotten over the years but for me, it’s all about the Soul Potato.  Yeah, you heard me right.  

A plate of crinkle cut fries, smothered in smoky BBQ pork, BBQ sauce and cheese whiz.  It is an entire meal unto itself and it couldn’t be more perfect.  So simple but done so incredibly well.  Another must try. 

“Hey Alexa, play ‘Never Enough’ from The Greatest Showman”. FETCH ME MY WIG!

While I was a die hard fan of PLP, Aimee was making her first trip here.  She also ordered the half back of ribs and loved them, praising the dry rub and great smoke.  She also enjoyed the BBQ Beans, which she called perfectly cooked.  She added a side of potato salad (a classic no-fly food for yours truly.  Cold potatoes are insane.)  Aimee said it did a great job of cutting through the rich meat with well cooked and seasoned potatoes.  Not mushy.  

Okay, so here’s where Peg Leg Porker threw us a MAJOR curveball.  We ordered dessert.  I had the Banana Puddin’ (and yeah, it appears on the menu with the apostrophe so you know they’re not messing around).  Perfect bananas, perfect pudding, crispy wafers, and YES, WHIPPED CREAM.  All was again right with the world.  Aimee saw another item that fascinated her:  Made-to-order fried pies.  She got the Chocolate and the apple pies.  You guys, these damn things had no business being this good.  To be a place that flexes that hard with barbecue to have desserts that were this dope?!  Unbelievable.

Aimee said the crust was AWESOME!  So buttery and flakey.  Someone in that kitchen knows how to make a proper pastry crust.  She said the apples were well cooked, soft and not mushy with the perfect amount of cinnamon.  And yes, A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM!  I’m so glad.  We were starting to feel gaslit by the desserts in this city.  While the apple pie was great, the real shocker was the chocolate fried pie.  The filling (which Aimee confirmed is ganache) was soft but not overly liquid.  She called this pie one of her all time favorite desserts.  Peg Leg Porker knocked it out of the park again.  In a city overflowing with great BBQ, they are truly a cut above that is a must do in Nashville.  For the soul potato alone.  And dessert.  And the ribs.  Just go.

Deacon’s New South (401 Church Street, Nashville 37219)   

Our final meal in Nashville was another place I’d been to before and really enjoyed so I was eager to return.  Located in the Printer’s Alley neighborhood of Nashville, Deacon’s New South serves modern Southern classics and great craft cocktails.  We got started with their unique take on classic skillet cornbread with Culture butter, Muldon and Soured Honey.  For me it had a nice crust, wasn’t too sweet and had a pleasant bitterness on the finish.  Aimee found it a little overbaked and dense.  

Kernbread. Nuff said.

For her main dish, Aimee had the Blackened Pork Chop, which she had some issues with.  She explained that that when she orders a pork chop, she should get that chop on the bone.  Deacon’s pork chop was pre-sliced off the bone (unevenly, according to her) and tasted more like a porn loin.  She found it dry and not worth the price, instead calling her side of Handcut Fries in Tallow the best part of her meal.

I ordered the same dish I had last time (look, y’all, I’m not a complicated dude)  Spicy Crawfish Noodles.  While the dish had the same great spice and texture, it was a bit undersalted.  Plus the portion and plate were both noticeably smaller from the last time I was here.  This is one of the few times being one of those assholes who photographs their food and never deletes photos comes in handy.  I had the receipts.  

All told, Aimee said she wouldn’t return.  This is not a cheap dinner.  I, however, did enjoy what I had enough to return and explore the rest of the menu.  

And that, friends was my visit to Nashville!  I can’t wait to get back to eating my own fair city while researching more places to do special reports on.  Do I hear New York calling….?

NASHVILLE CHEAT SHEET:

Puckett’s

What to order: Pork Sandwich, Blackberry Citrus Iced Tea

Cuahan’s Ale and Masala House

What to order: Saag Mac and Cheese

Five Daughter’s Bakery

What to order: Vanilla Buttercream 100 Layer Donut

Belle Meade Meat and Three

What to order: Fried Catfish, Corn cake

Hattie’s B’s

What to order: Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich (Obvi)

Biscuit Love

What to order: Bonuts

Daddy Dogs

What to order:  Literally any dog they offer

Twelve Thirty Club

What to order: A drink

The Loveless Café

What to order: Biscuits and any dish with pulled pork

Mattheessen’s Ice Cream

What to order: skip it

Peg Leg Porker

What to order: Soul Potato

Deacon’s New South

What to order: Handcut fries in Tallow

Wrench and Rodent Seabasstropub

I was 22 the first time I ever had sushi.  I can’t believe I spent an entire childhood without it.  This is the part where I would say that we didn’t have that where I grew up but the truth of the matter is modern sushi as we know it dates back to around 1824.  I have to believe at some point someone somewhere in the whole state of Rhode Island said “Where tha f*** can I get some good nigiri ovah heeyah?”.  My parents were afraid of sushi, only referring to it as “raw fish”.  Once I’d moved to San Diego, I now had access to it that I never had on the other coast.  On a lunch break at work, my friend Marci offered me a piece of her California roll from the sushi place next door.  One bite and that was it for me.  I’ve been a sushi fiend ever since.  While my aversion to eating any sea life that was used as a monster in a 60’s Japanese monster movie and bi-valves is legendary, I can crush some spicy tuna, krab and shrimp with the best of them.

Like most cities in SoCal, San Diego has a huge number of sushi restaurants ranging from the most authentic you’ll find outside of Osaka to the equivalent of Arby’s gas station sushi and everything in between.  My personal favorite sushi in the city is called Izakaya Masa in Mission Hills.  I stack every sushi place I go to against it.  With such big shoes to fill, tonight’s restaurant (like all others I cover) has been called the best by someone in my world so expectations are high.  Prepare for your bluff to be called, friendo.  

First off, we gotta talk about the name:  Wrench and Rodent Seabasstropub.  On the surface, it’s confusing.  Like naming a strip club Chlamydia on Tap, A Few Missing Screws Car Repair or Amber Alert Childcare.  I could do this all day.  The name comes from founder Davin Waite.  It’s a nod to his English heritage and calls to mind the light hearted irreverence he hopes to convey through the food as well as a commitment to shaking up the food system.  For me, the name evokes the need to sneak a peek in the kitchen and see if the food is actually being prepared by a plucky rat who controls a hapless human by pulling his hair (Could you imagine the pitch meeting for Ratatouille?)

Alongside a set sushi menu, Wrench and Rodent also offers a number of daily specials.  Sustainable sourcing and non-waste are the order of the day, utilizing all cuts of fish and presenting them in innovative and tasty ways.  Plus they also offer a menu of vegan sushi.  Interest is piqued.  Now it’s time to pull up with my own culinary rat pack:

Our faces are huge and our bellies are full.

Aimee-Roommate since the 90’s, BFF, allergic to hot dogs and therefore labeled a commie by many

David-Wonder Woman superfan, musical theatre enthusiast, the narrator’s love interest

Harry-The I.T. guy, equal parts Type A and goofy as all get out, He probably knows how to fix that.

Shannan-Medical examiner, pumpkin enthusiast, drives the coolest car you’ve ever seen

Suzanne-My Italian soul sista, can throw down in the kitchen, the cultured one who pronounces everything correctly.

The area of San Diego I live in is about 35-40 South of Oceanside, where Wrench and Rodent is.  In fact, with the exception of Suzanne, everyone in my dining group lives far enough away from this place that travel-worthiness played a big part in everyone’s review.  We started with some cocktails.  David and Shannan both ordered the Tokyo Sunshine (Vodka Soju Spirit, Simple Syrup, Japanese Yuzu and Sweet Citrus with a salt rim).  While the cocktail leaned heavily towards sweet and was less strong than a typical craft cocktail, David still found it enjoyable.  Shannan found it very refreshing and loved the sweetness. 

Tokyo Sunshine. Not the kind Natasha Bedingfield had in her pocket. Or maybe it is. I don’t know her life.

Shannan also had one of the house special cocktails, the Dirty, Surely (Vodka Soju Spirit, Pomegranate and Sparkling Prosecco).  While she loved the pretty presentation of the drink, the flavors did not prove to be as attractive.   Suzanne ordered the Seoul Mule (Gin Soju Spirirt, Black currant, Japanese Yuzu, Ginger Beer and a twist of lime).  She found it refreshing, offering a great balance of light sweetness with the spicy kick of the ginger beer.  She called it “Summer in a glass”.  I tried it and I agree with everything she said.  I just felt like I’ve had this drink many times before at many other places.    

One of the more unique specials on Wrench and Rodent’s menu the night of our visit was their Fish Rib Karaage.   Lightly fried and served with a sweet sauce.  I have this aversion to fish bones (apologies to any 80’s punk/ska/reggae bands that take offense that that sentiment) so I opted out but everyone who tried this dish seemed to really love it.  Harry and Shannan had the Seared Albacore Sashimi with Ponzu and Garlic Chili Sauce.  Harry enjoyed the balance of the delicate fish against the textures and toppings but found the ponzu to be lacking.  Shannan enjoyed the smokiness, layered textures and flavors plus another beautiful presentation.      

Stick-to-your-fish-ribs food!

For my main entrée, I had the Yakisoba (Offered with Chicken or Tofu, I chose tofu) with noodles and stir fried vegetables.  The flavors were very rich and savory.  Tender noodles and really well cooked tofu with a nice chew.  The serving size was a little big given the richness of the sauce but I enjoyed it.  

Send Noods.

I love a good sushi roll and Wrench and Rodent offers several mainstays on their roll menu.  Suzanne and I both ordered the Chronic (Spicy Tuna, Krab, Avocado-deep fried and topped with spicy aioli and sweet citrus sauce).  While I generally don’t love a piece of sushi I can’t eat in one bite, the flavors and textures were all on point.  Nice crispy texture balanced well with the richness of the avocado and the spicy citrus aspects.  Nothing Earth-shattering but I did enjoy it.  I just feel like I’ve had this roll a million times in a million other places.  Suzanne found the roll’s construction to be way too rice-heavy without enough fish to support it plus a noticeable lack of citrus sauce on hers.  

Aimee had the Hedgehog Roll (Krab and Shrimp Tempura topped with Seared Yellowtail, Garlic and truffle Oil).  She loved the smoked salt and garlic on the Yellowtail as well as the pop of the garlic chips.  David tried the Rainbow Roll (Krab, Cucumber and Avocado topped with Tuna, Yellowtail, Salmon and Avocado).  He enjoyed the freshness of the fish and beautiful presentation.  While his ordinary sushi roll order is larger, this roll on it’s own large enough on its own to be a satisfying meal.  Shannan and Harry ordered the Holiday in Cambodia Roll (Spicy Tuna and Cucumber topped with daily whitefish, Thai fish Sauce and Scallion).  She said it had a good spice level with refreshing cucumber and the fish sauce was very tasty.  Harry enjoyed the buttery sweetness of the whitefish against the spicy tuna.  

The table also ordered some Nigiri (raw or cooked fish hand pressed on a ball of rice).  Shannan had the daily special, Black Cod Nigiri with Miso truffle Glaze.  She again praised the beautiful presentation and the nice texture of the fish.  Her favorite of the night.  Aimee and Harry got another special; Swordfish Nigiri with Bacon Guava Jam.  Harry found the jam to be interesting but the dish was otherwise unremarkable for him.  Aimee found herself wishing the sear on the swordfish had gone a bit longer.  While the jam was also a tasty addition for Aimee, she said its inclusion muddled the flavor of the swordfish to the point where you could use any fish and you wouldn’t notice a difference.  David’s curiosity was piqued at the Bacon Guava Jam so our server (who was great, BTW) brought him a small side of it so we could try it.  Very tasty.

Some very unique offerings on the Nigiri menu were the Anchovy Nigiri and the Scallop Nigiri.  Suzanne went for the Anchovy.  While it lacked the briney she was expecting, She really loved the delicate umami flavor, which paired nicely with the mustard.  Even though she admitted ponzu might have been a better choice.  Harry and Shannan went in on the Scallop.  Harry says the nigiri was soft and buttery with a nice umami boost from the truffle oil.  Shannan echoed his sentiments and called the dish quite delicious.  Suzanne also ordered the Salmon Nigiri with Sweet Citrus Salt.  While salmon is a favorite of hers, the Citrus Salt was so overwhelmingly sweet that it was a strike out for her.  

The biggest swing-and-a-miss moment of the night came in the form of Aimee’s Eel Nigiri.  Eel Nigiri is her favorite.  Her go-to at any sushi place.  She said this was the worst she’s ever had; tasting old and rubbery, she likened it to “eel jerky” and struggled to chew it.  She sent it back after the first bite.  To their credit, our server was apologetic and they did take the item off the bill.   Given the better quality of everything else we ordered, I will call it a fluke for this one dish to have gone so poorly.  Shit happens, y’know?

David also ordered the chicken fried rice, which he found to be a very generous portion with tasty chicken and lots of fresh vegetables.  He also enjoyed the addition of cauliflower to the rice.  

Taking a boring standard and making it awesome is a Hell of a flex.

Based on our server’s recommendation, I ordered the Nutella Cookies and Salted Caramel ice Cream for dessert.  The cookies were soft and delicious.  The ice cream had thick ribbons of caramel throughout.  Very tasty dessert, I wouldn’t come here just for it but it was a nice end to my meal.  Shannan had the Rose’ poached Pear served with vanilla whipped cream and berries.  She loved it.  Sweet and delicious with beautiful texture and a striking presentation.  David also tried it and was worried about the Rose being too overpowering but found the balance to be really lovely.  

Suzanne and Aimee both had the Bread Pudding and both found issues with it.  Unlike a usual bread pudding, it’s served cold.  “Refrigerator cold” to use Suzanne’s exact words.  They both said it was extremely dense.  Suzanne called it a missed opportunity to bring in another flavor profile with a sauce.  Aimee said it ate like cold meatloaf from the fridge.  Not a winner.  

My overall feelings about Wrench and Rodent are positive.  I enjoyed everything I had but I’m left feeling like there was nothing particularly special about it for me.  If you find yourself in or around Oceanside, I would say it’s a solid place for a date night.  The design is cool and the patio is lovely.  The food is solid and the service was great.  Would I drive back to Oceanside just go eat there?  Unlikely.  Would I protest if the opportunity to dine there again came up? Absolutely not.  I say run don’t walk.             

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Sugar and Scribe

Before we get into this week’s review, I have to tell you how we got here because it’s wild.  I wanted to cover a brunch place this season and I made my choice based on suggestions from readers; The Seventh House in North Park.  We made reservations, got a group together (comprised of mostly first time BW8SD panelists), filmed an entire episode, recorded the podcast, I completed the opening animation of the restaurant.  The turnaround time from production to launch on YouTube is about a month so I was well into production on this episode when a friend dropped into my DM’s with a link from a  Facebook group post about Seventh House.  It didn’t exist anymore.  In fact, it was changing its menu, format and had a new name.  The link included a photo with the new name in giant letters above the doorway where “The Seventh House” once stood, just days before.  We had only been there maybe 2 weeks ago.  I’ve had restaurants close after I’ve had the chance to review them.  I’ve seen places close before I could get to them (I’m sure you were lovely, Hoxton Manor).  But I’ve never seen a place close before my review could even go to press!  So the episode covering my visit to Seventh House will now assume its final resting place on the cutting room floor.  Apologies to my team, who put in some fabulous work on that episode and to Seventh House because the food was really good, even if the place was overdesigned and they had the music so loud I could barely eat with Adele screaming about her breakup in my face at 10am on a Saturday.  So the scramble was on to find a new brunch place and, yes, it had  to be a brunch place. Why, you ask?

Lemme tell ya a few eternal truths about The Gays ™ 

We are every walk of life, existing in every known and unknown space in the universe since the dawn of time but we remained in the shadows until musicals were invented.  We are all actively trying to kill Jennifer Coolidge and we love brunch.  Like, love it.  An iconic Season one episode of The Simpsons titled “Life in The Fast Lane” called brunch “Not quite breakfast, not quite lunch but you get a slice of cantaloupe at the end and you get a good meal”.  Brunch was already pretty common place in 1990 so I’ll refrain from tossing this on top of the already mountainous pile of creepy future predictions The Simpsons got exactly right.   Brunch got it’s start as the British Hunt Breakfast. A meal typically held between 10am-1pm which takes the place of breakfast and lunch.  It rose to popularity in the U.S. during 1930’s and,as with all things in culture, once the queens got hold of it, it elevated to transcendent levels.  Props to the forward thinking person(s?) who believed the first meal of the day could be improved upon and said “Let’s sleep in, eat breakfast late, gossip with our friends and get completely trashed on champagne with a shot of orange juice in it!”.  I’ve been to brunch hundreds of times but I always marvel at how much these servers think I can drink.  Like, do I look depressed?  I mean, I am but I thought I was playing it closer to the vest than that. The Hunt breakfast is still going strong in the gayborhood, the only that’s changed is the food, the drink and what’s being hunted… 

So, what is it about brunch that we love so much?  You can pretty much binge drink at any meal with the right attitude but that could go badly and next thing you know you’ve “Ruined Thanksgiving again”.  It’s festive.  There’s always more to choose from on the menu with both breakfast and lunch-y things.  The sweet people are happy.  The savory people are happy.  The drunk people are under the table before the bread course arrives.  Everyone wins.  

Sugar and Scribe is a full-service restaurant that serves all day brunch in downtown La Jolla and is owned by Food Network Champion chef Maeve Rochford, who was lovely, seated our table and answered my many questions.  While savory items are offered, a prime draw for me was the in-house bakery, which has received accolades from Yelp and San Diego Magazine.  Savory items? Check.  Mimosas?  Check.  Bakery? Double Check.  I was ready and so was my ever-ready brunch bunch.  

Aimee-Roommate since the 90’s, BFF, allergic to hot dogs and therefore labeled a commie by many

David-Wonder Woman superfan, musical theatre enthusiast, the narrator’s love interest

Harry-The I.T. guy, equal parts Type A and goofy as all get out, He probably knows how to fix that.

Kelsey-Project manager, Keeper of Christmas, has been known to drop it like it’s hot

Joseph-Music educator, loves just about every food I won’t touch, masterclass Dad joker

Shannan-Medical examiner, pumpkin enthusiast, drives the coolest car you’ve ever seen

We’re here to pretend to eat like adults before diving into the sugar.

Sugar and Scribe does not take reservations.  No exceptions.  I was anticipating that our large group would have a Disneyland-level wait ahead of us.  Imagine my surprise when they had us seated in less than 15 minutes.  The look of this place is great.  Really quaint, well thought out and designed.  Far less stuffy upscale and way more countryside bed and breakfast.  The best word I can use is it’s just lovely.  A relaxing contrast to the almost frantic pace of our meal.  The service was surprisingly fast.  I went to use the bathroom before we ordered and when I came back from the bathroom, our food was on the table.  Granted I was in line behind four people I was sure had never used a bathroom before but still impressive.  Our food arrived so quickly, it made more than one person at the table question how much of the food had been made in advance.   

Brunch gonna brunch so I started with a Caramelized Pineapple Mimosa.  It was tasty and disarmingly strong (not that I’m complaining).  Rather than a garnish, the pineapple was integrated throughout the drink but if you’re not a fan of orange juice pulp, this probably isn’t for you.  It was not a problem for me.  Shannan ordered the Cranberry Mimosa.  She loved the beautiful presentation and said it was delicious.  Harry ordered the S&S Bloody (Sabe straight, Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix, Spicy Green Beans, Blue Cheese stuffed Olive and a Celery Stalk).  He enjoyed to good spice level and called it a nice take on a classic Bloody Mary.  I’m just impressed the glass didn’t tip over from the garnish or give me heartburn simply by looking at it. 

For non-alcoholic choices, Shannan loved the Toasted Marshmallow Latte with Vanilla and Coconut.   Aimee got the Butterfly Pea Lemonade (a recent discovery and new favorite of hers).  She said it was delicious and very purple.  All the good things.  She wasn’t kidding.  The color of this drink was so vibrant and beautiful.  Stunning saturation on that pigment.  David had the S&S Hot Chocolate with housemade Marshmallow Whipped Cream and chocolate sauce.  While he loved the whipped cream, he wasn’t getting much chocolate or richness from the hot chocolate.  I tried some and I agree.  Delicious whipped cream but, to me, the hot chocolate tasted like a water base rather than a milk base. Sugar and Scribe serves up Dark Horse Coffee, which Joseph.  The former coffee shop manager said Dark Horse is always a good choice, providing a great depth of flavor without being too carbony.     

My thinking was I’d order something savory and substantial for my meal and then choose the sweets I wanted.  I wasn’t trying to do sugar on top of sugar on top of sugar.  I got the Protein Scramble (Scrambled egg whites, roasted chicken, cremini mushrooms, asparagus, arugula, chives and parmesan) with a side of potatoes and wheat toast.  I won’t say my socks were blown off by this admittedly pedestrian choice but it was well made with a great flavor to the mushrooms and good cuts of asparagus throughout.  I don’t normally put jam on my toast but the mixed berry jam they served alongside it was super tasty.  Shannan ordered the same breakfast and also praised how well the dish was made and the jam, which wasn’t quite as magical on their gluten free bread, but was still a highlight.

The one I wound up with

What I should have ordered is what Aimee had; Bread Pudding French Toast (Cinnamon Bread Pudding, Whiskey Caramel Sauce, Trecale Maple Syrup, Vanilla Bean Whipped Cream, Bananas, Candied Pecans and edible petals).  She said the dish was very yummy and especially loved that the toppings were all included on the side so she could build her perfect bite.  She shared it with me and it was pretty outstanding.  I had an immediate case of Brunch Regret.  

The one that got away

Harry got the Lox Plate (Norwegian smoked Salmon, Greens, Capers, Crème Fraiche, Red Onion, Dill cream cheese, Heirloom Tomato, Cucumber on a Big City Everything Bagel).  Another beautiful plating.  He enjoyed the healthy serving of lox and the herbed cream cheese.  Plus the bagel was nicely toasted.  

David had the Naughty Skillet (BBQ Beef, Roasted Potatoes, Irish White Cheddar, Two Eggs and Spicy Sriracha Hollandaise).  He said everything in the dish was done perfectly.  David’s not one to order spicy food but said the heat level of this meal was just right with a generous portion.  He pretty much licked the plate.  High marks indeed.    

Joseph ordered the Spicy Shashuka Sunrise Skillet (Fire roasted Tomatoes, Onion, Garlic, Red Bell pepper, Fresno Pepper, Cilantro, Yellow Onion, Feta, Harissa Paste, Cumin, Chili Flakes, Two Eggs with Levain on the side).  He called it super delicious.  The poached eggs blended so well with everything in the skillet.  He wouldn’t mind a thicker toast with it than the one that arrived but he loved it.  

Kelsey got the Butter Poached Lobster Benedict (Poached Eggs, Main Lobster, Arugula, Parlsey, White Rosemary Hollandaise, Old Bay and an English Muffin).  She strongly suspected the dish had been prepared in advance as it was cold and overcooked in places.  While Kelsey said the overall flavor was fine, there was no one strong flavor coming through, which is saying something with a Rosemary Hollandaise and Old Bay on the plate.  She also had a lemon curd pancake, which had lemon curd in the batter but not on top, which was giving more lemon-flavored pancake than anything else.   

One of the more anticipated items on the menu was the Scotch Egg (a soft boiled egg surrounded by chicken sausage, deep fried golden brown and served with Red Eye Gravy).  I’m grossed out by any non-scrambled egg so it wasn’t for me but it received high marks from nearly everyone else.  Shannan loved the mild spice of the chicken sausage.  Harry praised the perfectly soft egg and called it a “must order”.  Aimee loved it, calling the fry on it perfect.  GBD (Golden Brown Delicious).  

It saddens me to say, the only real downside for me in this trip was the desserts.  I was puzzled that there’s no dessert offered on the menu.  I was assume an in-house bakery meant we could enjoy something at the table but I’ve realized in the days since that there’s plenty of sweet brunch options offered on the menu that dessert might be overkill to normal people and not sugar fiends like the narrator.  The desserts in the case (and on racks near the entrance) are all prepackaged.  They are beautiful.  Works of art.  If the saying is true that you eat with your eyes first, you’ll be stuffed before you even have a bite.  I ordered the beautiful glittered rainbow sprinkled cake pop and a box of my favorite baked treat of all time; Petit Fours.  I love them because it’s a way you can eat a whole cake without guilt or a tummy ache.  The featured flavor was blackberry with a dog days of Summer decoration.  Adorable.  Again, Instagram-ready.  I’m sorry to say the cake pop’s exterior was rock hard with only a mildly sweet chocolate cake inside.  The real heartache for me was the Petit Fours.  The marzipan was a bit heavy handed with almond extract, which I could get past, if they weren’t so dry.  I understand that pre-packaged baked goods need to have a shelf life and that can be hard to achieve without pumping them full of preservatives, but these had sat on that shelf for a noticeable while.  Kelsey also got a box and had an identical experience.   

Much like some of my exes, very cute but fell apart once I took a fork to it.

Joseph shared one of his Ginger Molasses Cookies with me.  We both had the same shelf-life issue with the cookie.  For me, it went from chewy to stale tasting.  A disappointment.  Aimee and I shared the Peanut Butter Chocolate Layer Cake.  This is another shining example of how beautiful these baked goods are (she’s a stunner!  I took professional photos of it!).  Aimee enjoyed the Peanut Butter Buttercream on top.  For me, the texture was too hardened.  It came off in chunks.  While the shiny gold sprinkles on top made the cake Instagram-ready,  Aimee said it was too much.  While the sprinkles are all edible, they’re super hard and not pleasant to eat.  We both agreed the cake had dried out, which bummed us out. 

Looks 10, Dances 3

So while the bakery sweets were a swing and a miss across the board, the brunch itself was very good and enjoyed by all of us.  We will definitely be going back.  For me, I know where I went wrong.  No more responsible, health-conscious breakfasting for me.  Bring on the Sugar (and Scribe)!

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Addison (24 of 52)

When I think about some of the best meals I’ve ever had, the 1st attribute of them that comes to mind is not that they tasted good.   I mean, of course, they “tasted good” (that’s kind of a basic qualifier)  but the very best meals go much further than that.  These meals transport you.   They make you taste the skill in preparation.  Each ingredient sings and comes together in such a way that you never forget not only the taste, but the presentation, the smells and how eating it made you feel.  That’s the real stuff there.  The stuff that makes you view food differently than you did before you sat down for that meal.

Addison, located by the Grand Del Mar,  is Southern California’s only Five-Star/Five Diamond restaurant and is said to be the “finest dining experience available in San Diego”.  Well, Addison, the crew from BW8SD and I wholeheartedly accept your challenge.

AimeeRoommate since the 90’s, BFF, allergic to hot dogs and therefore labeled a commie by many

Amy B-Vegetarian Belle, Author, Event Planner

Amy J-Rocky Horror performer, Michigan football loyalist, a common floozy

Chris-Attorney, lifelong food snob, loves good Scotch and gay jeans

Harry-Wise guy, master of the grill, loves camping for some reason

Joey-Future music professor, Sazerac drinker, makes a mean cup of coffee

Kathy-Loves a good farmer’s market, another camping enthusiast, Mother of Chris.

Kelsey-Project manager, Advanced level foodie, Has been known to drop it like it’s hot after a few cocktails

 

Me and my dear friends in the world of high end fancy-pantsness.  Amazingly, they let us use the good silverware.

Me and my dear friends in the world of high end fancy-pantsness. Amazingly, they let us use the good silverware.

In addition to this here blog post, we were also celebrating Chris’s birthday.  He has been one of the driving forces behind this blog and he suggested this place so I figured if I’m gonna drop an obscene amount of money on dinner I may as well do it under the guise of celebrating the birth of a dear friend.  We were led by our host (yeah, we had our own) into the marble-lined lobby, through the marble-lined foyer into the equally marble-lined salon.  That’s fancy talk for lounge, in case you thought they were going to give us all ANTM-style makeovers before letting us into their restaurant.  Although, for a minute, I was hopeful.  We ordered some cocktails to start the night.   Aimee and I both had the La Grand Champange; j.lassalle champagne, grand marnier, bitters.   Sumptuous, fruit forward with great bubbles and a slight sweetness.  Also, strong enough to knock out a burrow.   Kathy ordered the Philanthrope; patron silver, basil, cucumber, lime, agave.  She loved the refreshing qualities of the drink.   Amy B had the Les Belles Abielles; belvedere vodka, thyme, lemon, vanilla, honey.  She said it was delicious and loved the name.  Harry ordered the Creme a’ l’orange; buffalo trace bourbon, lillet, orange.  He also enjoyed it.   Kelsey had the Mon Amor; bombay gin, elderflower liqueur, campari, lemon.  Le Salon visit was going really well.   Along with our cocktails, Chris ordered a plate of Kumamoto Oysters, which he and everyone else who ate them said were absolutely spectacular.  They seriously wouldn’t shut up about it so I’m gonna guess they were good.

The time had come and our table was ready.  Our bartender took all of our drinks and arranged them on a tray so we could be led into the main dining room.  We walked in procession and all I could hear in my head was this.  As we got closer to an enormous table, each of our 9 chairs were being stood behind by a different server.  In precision usually found in a choreographed ballet, all 9 chairs were pulled out at once and we sat down.  Before purses could hit the floor, small “purse stools” were placed beneath them.   This was luxury at it’s finest and I left like a toothless hillbilly seeing indoor plumbing for the first time.

The 1st thing we were brought was an amuse bouche.  Something to wake up the taste buds before the meal.  A base of yogurt with cucumbers, honey and a few sour elements.  Each of the flavors hit my palette like singers hitting perfect pitch in a beautiful 4-part harmony.  This was Boyz II Men in my mouth.  This was really unlike anything I’ve ever tasted and the meal hadn’t even begun yet.  The next 4 hours (Yes, FOUR HOURS) would be only uphill from here.

Addison Amuse

4 bites. A million flavors. This was the point we realized this meal was going to be something epic.

We ordered the laughably named “4 course menu”.  I say laughably because all told it wound up being about 11 courses of stuff being brought to us over the course of the night.  We all ordered largely different things but we all got to try just about everything so who ordered what will be less specific in this entry.  Just assume everyone had everything they could eat.  1st course offerings included a Sake cured Hamachi (Lime, Uni & Asian Greens).  Chris called it really phenomenal with the best Uni he’s ever had among raves from everyone else who tried it.  I (and our vegetarians) had the Spring Vegetables A la Nage (Parmesan and Extra Virgin Olive Oil).  You would never imagine a dish so simple could be so amazing.  The broth was poured over the vegetables at our table.  The smell of this rich, earthy broth wafted up at me and everyone near me.  It was magical.  The vegetables were slightly crunchy and mildly sweet.  Each flavor was present and prominent.  Full of flavor but still so incredibly light.  This dish was the result of a masterfully delicate hand in it’s preparation.

I could have eaten a gallon of this broth.  Amazing work.

I could have eaten a gallon of this broth. Amazing work.

I wanted to take a minute here and recognize Addison’s Wine Director Elizabeth Huettinger.  She not only was able to suggest 2 fantastic wines for the table (a 2013 Chenin Blanc from Jurassic Park Winery and a South African Grenache, which were both fabulous) but she was super engaging, nice and immediately knew how to appeal to our geeky nature.  Plus her wine knowledge and know-how of food pairings was pretty spectacular.  She was awesome.

Before the next course arrived, we were treated to our 1st bread service.  A small ball of Brioche with a melted Rosemary butter cream in the center.  The chef requested that we eat it as a single bite.  Considering, at this point in the meal,  everyone at this table was ready to murder a bus load of orphans if the chef asked, we found following these instructions quite simple.   We all ate it at once and a hush fell over the table.  I just looked up and saw closed eyes and looks of absolute bliss across the table.  I just said “Heaven”, because that’s what the experience of this melt-in-your-mouth bread felt like.  Beautiful salty and sweet, soft & warm textures.  Fantastic.

Bread has no business ever being this delicious.  Like, ever.

Bread has no business ever being this delicious. Like, ever.

2nd course offerings included Octopus Grille (Charred tomatillos, garlic and espelette).  Aimee, briefly an actual Japan resident, called it one of the most amazing dishes she’s ever had.  Joey, of actual Japanese heritage, said he’s never had better octopus.  Aimee implored me to break my standing rule that I mentioned right from the get go and try it.   I ate a small piece and it tasted like tender, light white fish.  I’m told this in no way represents the usual texture of octopus and is simply a side effect of the magic that our wizard chef practices on food.  Aimee told me to never try it again because it would simply never be that good again.  This advice, I can follow.  Kelsey had the King Crab (savoy cabbage and shellfish consomme) which she described as amazing and tasted like butter.  The Amy’s had the Red Pepper “Tarte Tatin” (Chevre, black olives and arugula).  The final florish on this dish was the 50 year old Balsamic Vinegar.  Yeah.  50 year old.   Amy B said words fail her to describe the amazing-ness of this dish.  Amy J said the dish was expertly crafted and fantastic.  I had the Caramelized Codfish (Daikon, charred scallions & Dashi).  This was gorgeous piece of fish that was melt-in-your-mouth good with another incredible smelling and tasting broth.  Perfect levels of sweet, savory and salty.

Right around here was where I decided I was never leaving.

Right around here was where I decided I was never leaving.

The third course only got better and better as our proper main courses took the stage.  Salmon au Beurre Sale (beets, apples, fennel and “troisgros” sauce) is possibly the best piece of salmon you’ll ever eat.  Joey praised the perfect temperature and preparation.   Kathy ordered the Coffee Roasted Canard (koshihikari rice and candied peanuts).  Canard is French for “Duck”  (I knew that without looking it up, which I’m sure would make my 11th grade French teacher, Ms. Coyle, very happy.  Provided she’s still alive somewhere.)   It was hugely aromatic.  Kathy loved the toasty elements and thought the texture was incredible.    I ordered the Kobe Beef Short Rib (mushroom gratin and potato croustillant) The sauce on the meat was chocolate fudge-level thick with an amazing impactful flavor.  The meat was tender and rich.  The potatoes were incredible.  Along with the mushrooms, these were great reminders of what we were seeing over and over again throughout this meal:  The simplest ingredients can be the most amazing thing you’ve ever tasted if they are prepared by a skilled enough chef.

You're probably thinking at this point that none of this looks like a lot of food.  Trust me, it was the perfect amount by the end of the night.

You’re probably thinking at this point that none of this looks like a lot of food. Trust me, it was the perfect amount by the end of the night.

We had a long way to go still before dessert, so this was the perfect time for the table to enjoy Addison’s Cheese Service.  5 incredible cheeses: Largo: soft, smokey, ashy and creamy with just a hint of sour on the finish.  Ardi Gasna: A little firmer with a tangy, richer but still creamy flavor.  Hafod Cheddar: Bold and strong with a zingy sharpness.  Crystalization from the again process gave it beautiful cripsy and creamy texture.  Cabot Clothbond: soft, rich, earthy and pungent with mouth-filling flavor.  Fourme d’Ambert: a tangy blue with the perfect amount of bitterness, salt and creaminess.  The word “Foodgasm” was dropped more than once in the description of these cheeses.  One unnamed diner even went so far as to say this cheese plate was so good it made her “not want to have babies”.  Well, then.

I felt food drunk after this cheese plate.  That's a good thing, btw.

I felt food drunk after this cheese plate. That’s a good thing, btw.

After the full scale assault of this cheese, Addison provided a palette cleanser in the form of a light lemon sorbet with rhubarb.  Kelsey described it as “Like the greatest orange sherbert you’ve ever had”.  She’s right.  It was light, refreshing and sweet.  The tiny slivers of rhubarb gave the dish a perfect tang and crunch.  A perfect in betweener before dessert.

Only the best place on Earth will bring you dessert twice.

Only the best place on Earth will bring you dessert twice.

No one in our group was surprised to find that dessert here was also all sorts of amazing. Among the dishes ordered were Tarte au Chocolat (cherries glacé and pistachios), Vanilla Pot de Creme (wild berry confiture and passion fruit) and what I had for dessert; Galette au Chocolat (mint chip ice cream and chocolate mousse).  The best way to describe this dessert is the fanciest mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwich you’ve ever encountered in life.  It was perfect.  Rich, sweet, creamy and beautiful to look at.  The mousse was absolutely perfect.  A dessert so incredible, I didn’t even care that I was eating it at 10pm.

Gold flecks on top bring to mind the image of a disco pimp making it rain in the club right before the food leaves the kitchen and arrives at your table.  At least that's what it said to me, your mileage may vary.

Gold flecks on top bring to mind the image of a disco pimp making it rain in the club right before the food leaves the kitchen and arrives at your table. At least that’s what it said to me, your mileage may vary.

Just when Joey said that he couldn’t eat another bite of food, one appeared.  Addison just likes to make absolutely certain that you will forsake all other dining experiences in your life, so they delivered a single Macaron to each of us and it was, of course, perfect.  Sweet, light, cripsy and slightly chewy filling.  Aimee, usually the toughest dessert critic, called it one of the best she’s ever had.

Strong finish to an impossibly flawless meal.  I may have dreamed this whole thing.

Strong finish to an impossibly flawless meal. I may have dreamed this whole thing.

Now, in the interest of maintaining my title of “keeper of the real”, I will say that Addison is by no means cheap.  I won’t be so crass as to share the exact amount of our bill but I will say that the 9 of us ate an amount of food equal to purchasing a 2003 Ford Focus (Yes, Chris actually checked the Kelly Blue Book rates on this).  The flipside of this is, this is a once in a lifetime dining experience that I wholeheartedly believe everyone should have at least once.

Chris really put it best; This was different from just a “nice restaurant” but rather food on another level altogether.  It’s not merely cooking but an expression of art.  The team at Addison, led by Executive Chef William Bradley & Chef de Cuisine Anthony Secviar, are artists in the purest sense of the word and their work deserves to be experienced by everyone at least once.

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Flavors of East Africa (6 of 52)

This week’s restaurant finds me and my dining companions getting all international up in hurr!  As a typical American, I know next to nothing about Africa aside from these three things:

  1. In 1985 they ran out of food so the biggest music legends of the day (and Dan Aykroyd) got together and made a song, thus ending world hunger forever.
  2. If Disney is to be believed, all of the animals can talk and will occasionally stage their own version of Hamlet.
  3. It’s one-stop-shopping for Madonna when she finds herself running low on impoverished orphans.

Surprisingly, I’ve had African food before.  Ethiopian food to be exact.  I remember liking it a lot so I was hoping that the offerings of East Africa would meet or beat my already high expectations.  At the very least, it was going to be an exciting adventure through Africa all without having to leave the comfort of my white privilege.   My dining companions for this trip were:

Aimee-Roommate since the 90’s, BFF, allergic to hot dogs and therefore labeled a commie by many

Amy-Vegetarian Belle, Author, Event Planner

Anna-Educator, flannel wearer, still mad at us for going to Snooze without her

David-Technical writer, singer, robot super villain

Harry-Wise guy, master of the grill, loves camping for some reason

Jackie-Awesome Soprano, fellow East Coast transplant, Has a Vegas story or two

Mandy-Writer, Top-shelf level geek girl, lives in my pocket

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You would totally eat these people. That’s not a typo. The subject of cannibalism came up more than a few times…

Our waiter greeted us with one simple question “Who likes ginger?” then offering Ginger Lemonade, which several of us (including me) had and it was lovely.  You can’t beat the spice and heat of real ginger and this drink had it.  None of us were sure why the lemonade was red but ALL of us were sure it needed vodka.

The signature appetizer of Flavors of East Africa is the Sambusa; a fried pastry with savory and sweet fillings.  They offered a wide variety but also a single plate with all seven flavors.  Yes, please!  Spicy beef, chicken, shrimp, spicy lentil, potato, spinach, cream cheese with pineapple/coconut flakes and shrimp filling.  They weren’t kidding around when they called anything “spicy”.  These little pastries had some serious kick to them, but all were super tasty.  Highest marks from the table going to the cream cheese/pineapple/coconut.  While all of the Sambusas were tasty, what they were not was clearly identified on a plate.  Amy is vegetarian and could get sick from accidentally eating meat, so we took care to cut each one open and taste it before sending the veggies over to her with confidence.  Jackie wisely likened the plate to a “Vegetarian minefield”.

The main courses arrived before long.  Mandy ordered biriganya (chopped eggplant cooked in a creamy tomato basil sauce with African spices), Sukuma (Collard greens mixed with cabbage sautéed in mild spices and fresh garlic), and Sombe (Cassava leaves mixed with spinach, celery, parsley, leek, green pepper and eggplant).  While she wasn’t so impressed with the Sombe, Mandy loved the Biriganya and Sukuma.

Anna ordered the shortrib with Hominy and Lentils, which she enjoyed.  She said the flatbread was a great opportunity to mix components and create an “African Burrito”.  We assured her that if she ordered Avocado, she would be forced to sit at another table.  Amy ordered the “Vegetarian Entree”, comprised of Nyoyo (Hominy, kidney beans, potato and carrots cooked in olive oil, fresh garlic, tomato and onion), Dengu (avory lentils cooked in garlic, onions, curry and creamy coconut milk) & Wali (African spiced yellow rice).  She loved the Nyoyo and the rice especially.  It’s worth noting that this place has a lot of vegan options, which is nice to see as I have several vegans that are close to me.

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No animals were harmed in the making of this dish.

Harry & Jackie both ordered the short rib as well but with differing opinions on the final product.  Jackie had eaten Flavors of East Africa’s food before at various farmer’s markets that they are stationed in but had never dined in this restaurant.  She found the experience of the farmer’s market to be fresher.  She found the short rib to be a bit tough and the hominy a tad undercooked.  Harry enjoyed his short rib and was particularly taken with his sides of Hominy and rice.

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A table divided: The controversial Short rib met with mixed reviews.

The most adventurous diner of our party was Aimee, who ordered Oxtail.  She raved about it.  The meat was perfectly cooked, “Fall off the bone” tender.  The harmony of the dish was outstanding with the rice and spicy collard greens, which perfectly offset the fatty meat.   David and I both ordered the Chicken Curry with side of Biriganya  and Wali (African spiced yellow rice).  Whereas David wasn’t so in love with the chicken, I loved it.  Tender, juicy cuts of chicken with creamy sweet coconut milk based sauce.  The rice and eggplant were perfectly accented with the piece of flatbread accompaniment.  The big stars of the meal for others at the table were these sides, many citing the rice as their favorite.  An explosion of flavors.  I damn-near licked my plate.

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A fantastic plate of food. I might actually have to learn something about this culture now.

The meal concluded with an “African Donut” which was honestly a let down.  It was basically a tiny piece of scalding hot flatbread with a very modest dusting of sugar (and by “Modest”, I mean they pick up a bag of sugar and show it to the donut).  It was unimpressive but not nearly enough of a dim spot to bring down my review of this place.  I was sad to see it wasn’t busier.  The food is good enough to warrant a constant flow of business.  Here’s hoping more folks will discover it.