La Jolla, California (the neighborhood I work in) is known for being a lavish beach side community where the wealthiest of San Diegans enjoy fine dining, art museums and occasionally perform charitable acts of handing a dollar to any lost middle class folks they see wandering the sidewalks. The restaurants are known for being equally swanky and unapproachable but this week’s restaurant, Nine Ten, is here to dispell that image. Joining me for this upscale dining romp are the following friends:
Aimee-Roommate since the 90’s, BFF, allergic to hot dogs and therefore labeled a commie by many
Amy-Rocky Horror performer, Michigan football loyalist, a common floozy
Chris-Attorney, lifelong food snob, loves good Scotch and gay jeans
Harry-Wise guy, master of the grill, loves camping for some reason
Samantha-My co-star in “Five Course Love”, Aubrey Award winner, A sometimes Amish Jew
We found the atmosphere at Nine Ten to be surprisingly chill and welcoming. They couldn’t seat our party in the regular dining room so they instead gave us our own back patio table, complete with crisp night air, the gentle sound of the ocean and a busser that looked like 80’s TV icon, my boyhood Daddy fantasty and Father of hot-but-douchey pop misogynists, Alan Thicke. Throw in a delightful singing server named Amy and it made for one magical evening.
For pre-dinner cocktails, Chris ordered the “Ryes an Fall” (Rye whiskey, cognac, Peche de Vigne & Lemon), which he seemed to enjoy. Harry had a Saserac, which he said was tasty. He and I also both had the “Endless Summer” (Sailor Jerry, Apricot Brandy, Ginger Beer & lemon) It’s like adult lemonade with alcohol. Anything that takes my childhood and mixes it with copious amounts of liquor that doesn’t involve an abusive home life, I’m all for! Samantha got a traditional martini with blue cheese stuffed olives. She was a huge fan of this drink and particularly the blue cheese.
For our appetizers, Aimee had the house version of Chicken & Dumplings. She said it was delicious with a great both. Chris got the Shrimp Toast at the bar, which he said was not amazing but was a beautiful presentation. He also had the House Cured Smoked Salmon (cucumber, apple, baby potatoes, fennel, radish, rye bread, charred dill oil & whey crème fraiche vinaigrette) which he called a “great starter”. Harry had the Lamb Tartare (black garlic, orange chili oil, pickled onion, cured egg yolk & masa cracker). He really enjoyed the pine nut flavors and delightfully delayed kick on the finish.
Samantha got the Jonah Crab Salad (pickled avocado, lobster knuckle, blood oranges, pickled ramps bulbs, herbs, buttermilk dressing and hot sauce powder) She had no idea there was even such a things a lobster knuckles but said the Buttermilk dressing was SO good with the fresh crab meat. Amy had the Heirloom Tomato Salad (Chino farms tomatoes, Spring onions, Shaved Turnips, Watermelon Radish, Smoked Feta, Mustard Frill, Purple Cress, African Basil Vinegar & Vadouvan Oil). She loved the amount of flavor in such a simple salad. I had the Maine Lobster & Hiutlacoche Agnolotti (Chino Farms corn, lobster mushrooms, herbs). It was pretty damned fantastic. As one always ready to rub my native-New Englander bragging rights in anyone’s face, the lobster was on point. Fresh, tender, delicately sweet. The Corn and pasta were amazing together. Really solid opener. Would go back for this alone.

I don’t know which cave man got the idea to crack open a giant sea bug one day and eat it’s innards but, boy am I ever glad they did.
For our main courses, Aimee ordered the Pumpkin Seed Crusted Lamb Loin (torpedo onions, roasted acorn squash, kale, pomegranate seeds, lamb pancetta, squash puree & lamb pomegranate jus). She called this the best lamb dish she’s had in this entire challenge. She said it was perfectly executed with an outstanding sauce. Amy had the Chino Farms Butternut Squash rice Grits (roasted mushrooms, acorn squash, pickled squash, pumpkin seed crumble, brussel sprouts & herbs) She called them amazing with great flavors and textures. She appreciated the fact that the vegetarian dishes offered were all well thought out and not just “Non-meat stuff”.
The head chef at Nine Ten, Jason Knibb, was offering something special the night we were there. He hails from Montego Bay, Jamaica and cut up a whole goat (not, like, at our table. My God. Could you imagine?) Harry felt a need to jump on this opportunity, for science. It was his first time having goat and he really liked it. It included a mushroom cream which he thought was divine. I don’t have any more details about the dish because it’s not on the menu but I did want to include it because it speaks to the skill set of a very talented chef.
Chris had the Hay Smoked Duck (Not be confused with Hey! Smoked Duck!) with roasted asian pears, anson mills farro, huckleberries, duck egg sabayon, puffed wild rice & duck jus. He said it could actually be the best duck he’s ever had. As Chris taught me “If pigs could fly, they’d taste like duck”. It’s a nice metaphor best taken at face value because the mechanics of such an image are really upsetting. Samantha and I both ordered the Braised Prime Beef Short Rib (roasted beets, baby artichokes, brussels sprouts, savoy cabbage puree, fried brussells sprout leaves & horseradish beet vinaigrette). Samantha thought they were amazing. Fork tender with a great sauce. She also enjoyed the crispyness of the brussells sprouts. As for me, I thought they were another hit at what had so far been a pretty impressive meal. Rich, tender and full of flavor. Chef Jason for sure knows how to cook some meat. Delicious!

I tried to do some tie-in joke with the In Living Color sketch about that Jamaican family who each had a dozen jobs but every single version had me coming off as a huge racist, so instead I offer you this: Hey! Meat! Tasty!
With such a great meal so far, there was no way we were skipping dessert. Aimee had the Maple & Apple Butter Cream Puff (white cheddar crumb, local apples, maple & hay ice cream). She loved its beautiful texture and thought the cheese crumb was great. She mentioned that the ice cream wasn’t really even necessary for this dessert, one of the best composed we’ve tasted. Chris ordered the Vanilla Flan Tart (Caramelized Hazelnut, poached pear & Hazelnut whipped cream). I got the 1/2 Baked Chocolate Cake (with caramel sauce and Vanilla ice Cream) It was sweet, ooey, gooey, warm and chocolatey. The smartest aspect of this dish is that it’s served in a cup about the size of a coffee cup: the perfect amount. A great, decadent cap off to a great meal.

Half baked chocolate cake. Had I known doing a half assed job at something could lead to such amazing results, I would’ve exerted far less effort in my life.
So in closing, we really had a great night. Nine Ten offers upscale fine dining tastes with a friendly attitude. This place is certainly on the more high-end price wise but it wasn’t so expensive that you would only eat there once a year. Everyone at the table would go back (that includes the most important opinion: mine!)
Further reading: http://www.nine-ten.com/
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