Special Report: The Boy Who Ate Nashville

Suffering from a bit of the tl;dr ?  Scroll to the end for my Nashville cheat sheet!

A few years ago, I did something I’ve never done before.  Traveled alone.  I don’t get to do much by myself and while I’ve flown alone numerous times, I’d never taken an actual trip anywhere solo.  That changed when my two oldest Nieces were graduating from high school in Northern Alabama.  My family decided to fly out and celebrate together.   My Dad wanted to meet in Nashville and drive down.  I decided on a whim to fly out a few days early and make a solo trip to explore the city before my family joined me.  I had a few friends who live there and I’d never been before, so it was all new.  I wasn’t sure what to expect.

I vowed after that to take more solo trips.  It was AWESOME.  For someone who doesn’t enjoy Country music, I had myself a TIME in Nashville.  Over those first few days I had adventures with friends, got lost a few times when my GPS failed, saw an incredible museum, banged up my rental car (note: Always get the full coverage.  Seriously.) but the thing I did the most was eat.  I tried to hit up as many places as I could before my family got in.  I love my Dad but his idea of dining out in a new city is visiting the local Chili’s (No disrespect to Chili’s but ever since they changed the recipe of their chicken crispers, things have changed between us.  It’s still pretty painful for me.  I don’t wanna talk about it).   I spent weeks putting together lists of restaurants and record stores I wanted to visit.  Some meals were so sublime, I vowed that were I ever to return to Nashville, I would hit them up immediately.  

Last Christmas, I found myself back in Music City.   It was GO time.  

I committed myself to covering 12 restaurants in 4 days and I did it, thanks in no small part to my travelling companion, Aimee.  She was also a great help in putting together a list of places of interest.  In fact, two of the best places were her suggestions.  I was also joined by a few friends at some locations who did an admirable job of helping me explore menus.  NGL, by day 3 I was rockin’ a pretty epic case of heartburn but with grit, determination and a fistful of Prilosec, I soldiered on.  For you, I do this.  I also spent a week doing a complete reset/cleanse because I can’t be cursed with the daily meat sweats for the rest of my days.  Here’s the low down on the places we hit:

Puckett’s (500 Church Street, Nashville 37219)

We were barely off the plane before it was time for lunch at this “Southern bar with an old general store feel”.  Aimee and I shared an order of Bubba’s Bones (Deep-fried baby back ribs tossed in Puckett’s BBQ sauce).  They were smokey and spicy with a nice chew.  Aimee enjoyed the fact that they weren’t over sauced and found the meat to be tender.  For me, deep frying dried them out a bit but they were tasty. 

Bubba got bones

For lunch, I ordered the Puckett’s BBQ Sandwich.  You can get it with pulled pork, chicken or brisket, each slow-smoked with cherry wood.  When I asked our server which protein is best, she responded “PORK!” as though the other options were burnt sinew or a used Kleenex.  The pork was very good and Puckett’s does a lovely spicy BBQ sauce.  The fries are also dry-rubbed, which were also great to dip in the BBQ sauce.  Our friends Patty and Jessica were big fans of the signature fruit tea (Blackberry citrus sweet iced tea).  Fortunately, they sell it by the gallon so you can play Puckett’s: The Home Game.  The only real misfire for me was dessert.  Puckett’s offers a “cobbler of the day” and Aimee and I decided to share the chocolate cobbler.  It was somewhere between an overcooked brownie and a stale cookie.  It was sweet but super chewy and needed a sauce or something.  A disappointing to end an otherwise perfectly fine meal.

Chauhan Ale and Masala House (123 12th Avenue, Nashville 37203)

Owned by celebrity chef Maneet Chauhan, this refurbished brick garage offers creative spins on Indian cuisine.  This was Aimee’s first suggestion for the trip and I’ll never be done thanking her for it.  Y’all.  Y’ALL.  This was the most spectacular dining experience I had in Nashville.  I will RUN back to this place when I am next in town.  As soon as you walk into the space, you are hit with the most intoxicating smell of curry and it only gets better from there.  I started with Garlic Parmesan Naan which was tender, chewy, savory and delicious.  My favorite part is dipping my naan and there were two fantastic options for that.  The first was the unexpected and life changing Saag Mac and Cheese.  I know, I know.  Everybody and their Mother has a Mac and Cheese but this was something truly special.  Tender spiral pasta surrounded by a creamy, velvety spinach-based sauce that’s grassy, herbaceous and so flavorful.  It feels weird calling it Mac and Cheese but it’s amazing.  We never saw it coming.  A real find.  

Blue box? I don’t know her…

For my main course, I chose the “build your own curry” option, which allows you to pair the protein of your choice with the curry of your choice.  I wanted to veer away from my usual chicken tikka masala in favor of something new.  I chose Ginger Garlic Shrimp in Korma (Saffron and cashew-based sauce).  The shrimp were plump, perfectly cooked and there were a ton of them in that little dish.  The sauce was another home run; savory, richly spiced and velvety.  It balanced perfectly with the side of basmati rice.  Once I ran out of naan to dip, I damn-near picked it up and drank it.  It was SO GOOD.  

Aimee was feeling more adventurous and chose the Tikka Masala Pork Shank for her main course.  Her exact words were “THE GREATEST PORK SHANK EVER!!!!”.  It was huge.  Like, this thing would tip over Fred Flinstone’s car (Another knee slapper from me!-your Grandparent’s favorite comic!).  The meat just fell off the bone.  It had amazing smokey flavor, assisted by great charred marks and surrounded by a delicious, citrus-y tikka masala.  If I had one more bite of food I was going to explode.  Aimee was feeling similarly but ordered dessert to go anyway.  She chose the Gulb Jamun Cheesecake, a light cheesecake with tiny donuts inside.  She said it was very tasty.  I could spend an entire episode gushing about this place.  It is a must do.   Although, a word of caution:  Parking is a challenge.  There is a nearby pay lot but it often closes early, over charges and is crowded.  They recommend that you instead park at the Whole Foods up the street, which has an underground parking garage.  Whole Foods also validates, so you can grab something upstairs, throw it in your car and walk a block to the best friggin’ meal you’ll have that day.

Five Daughter’s Bakery (1110 Caruthers Avenue, Nashville 37204)

Family owned and operated by Isaac and Stephanie Meek and named for their five adorable Daughters, Five Daughter’s is home of the 100 layer donut, which is exactly as fascinating and delicious as it sounds.   Taking up to three days to craft, these donuts are serious business.  They are offered in a variety of recurring and seasonal flavors.  We did a few of each.  My favorite of the staple items was the Vanilla Cream donut (infused with and topped with Vanilla Buttercream).  Given the size and feel of these donuts, they are surprisingly light and airy!  Soft and sweet with the perfect ratio of frosting (For me, anyway, you people who don’t like frosting on cupcakes are weird.  Just have a muffin).  Other highlights included the Strawberry Lemon Cheesecake Donut.  Aimee praised the smooth cream that perfectly balanced the tartness of the lemon.  Another treat was the Boston Cream Donut.  It’s huge, first off.  Many of these things are sized for sharing.  What we both noticed immediately was the chocolate on top.  It wasn’t a glaze, instead it was real chocolate ganache!  We both named the same donut as our favorite and you’ll understand in a moment why telling you this is entirely unhelpful.  As we were visiting Nashville in December of last year, it was a seasonal flavor; Mini Sugar Cookie Donut.  A light, airy donut base with typical sugar cookie frosting and an absolutely delicious Vanilla Swiss Buttercream filling.  I sincerely hope if you’re able to make it to Five Daughters Around the holidays that they choose to offer this flavor again because it’s pretty incredible.  The location we went to was cute as all get out but offered no indoor seating.  I can tell you from extensive testing, these donuts eat just fine from the driver’s seat of your car.

To owners, Five Daughters, one very happy fat kid

Belle Mead Meat and Three (110 Leake Avenue, Nashville 37205)

Located inside the historic Belle Meade Winery, we came here for a traditional “Meat and Three”.  It’s a cafeteria style, elbows-on-the-table type place that offers exactly what it promises.  For my meat, I had the smoked meatloaf, which was very tasty.  Aimee had the fried catfish (her favorite).  She said they did it perfectly, crispy and flavorful with a tasty house made tartar sauce.  Speaking of which, this place has a downright impressive selection of sauces.  Tartar Sauce, White BBQ Sauce, Classic BBQ, Vinegar BBQ Sauce, Mustard BBQ Sauce and something called “Comeback Sauce”.  I tried several times to get a description for it, but all anyone could say is “It’s…Comeback Sauce!  Y’know.  Come back!”  Sure…

The three sides that I chose (no small feat for my Herculean decision paralysis) were Fried Okra, Mashed potatoes with gravy and Mac and Cheese, which I have been assured is considered a vegetable in the South.  We also had a choice of biscuit or corn cake, which basically looked like a pancake with a spray tan.  The Okra was crispy, well fried and not slimy, although I didn’t quite need the old-school-Chipotle-sized spoonful (real ones know).  Everything else was fine.  Wasn’t blown away. 

Served alongside my own good ol’ fashioned side of fried white guilt

Aimee echoed my thoughts on the Mac and Cheese and mashed potatoes.  She also tried the BBQ Beans, which she said were sweet and well made.  Aimee added a dessert of seasonal Gingerbread Pudding, which was dried out from too much molasses and was in desperate need of whipped cream or ice cream.  Overall, I’m not really sure what all the hubbub was about with this place, for me it was just okay.  Also, there’s an uncomfortable footnote I would like to add here.

Belle Meade is a beautiful property; a historic landmark that is often booked for weddings, tours, parties, etc.  I’ll be clear: It’s a plantation.  While Aimee and I didn’t do the official tour, we did walk the grounds and I’m not gonna lie; I’m not a big believer in the supernatural but the place felt haunted.  Maybe there’s some energy that felt bad to me or maybe it was just my subconscious unable to turn away from the human suffering that almost definitely happened here.  When we turned a corner and saw the “servant’s quarters”, I’d had quite enough historical ick for the day and it was time to go.  Again, this was strictly my experience of being there.  Your results may vary but I wanted to arm you with that knowledge in case it informs your decision to visit.  Moving on.  

Hattie B’s Chicken (112 19th Avenue S, Nashville 37203)

Following an afternoon Tornado watch (Tennessee pulled out all the stops for our visit), my friends and I did an impromptu late dinner at local Hot Chicken chain, Hattie B’s.  Offering classic Nashville hot chicken in varying levels of heat, it’s a great no-fuss style place to grab a sandwich and hang with friends.  Now, on the subject of me, I LOVE spicy foods but I also know myself and I was determined to not make myself the same cautionary tale as celebrity chef David Chang (Check out his Netflix Series “Ugly Delicious”, Season 1, Episode 6 for the best story about Nashville Hot Chicken you’ve ever heard in life).  I went with the traditional hot chicken sandwich with medium heat with a side of crinkle cut fries.  The sandwich was very tasty and spicy but nothing I couldn’t handle. I feel like there’s maybe a more authentic version of NHC to be found(?) But I was happy with my choice. 

Please enjoy this uncomfortably close and wildly unappetizing shot of my meal!

I have to take this opportunity to give props to my girl Vicki, who was with us.  She ordered chicken tenders with the top 2 levels of spice to them!  She enjoyed both of them but even she had to back down from the spiciest level after a few bites.  Described the ghost pepper burn as moving clearly from the back of her throat to the front.  Love that for her.  

Aimee ordered the not-spicy Southern Fried Chicken, which she called juicy and delicious.  Perfectly crispy with lots of black pepper.  She also got fries with more “Comeback Sauce”, which, I guess that means she came back to it since lunch???  She also had cheesy bacon grits, which she said were smoky but way too thick.  We both had the banana pudding for dessert and it was…not great.  The bananas had disintegrated down to nothing and I was once again left to ponder why this city has such an aversion to whipped cream?  Aimee liked that the Nilla wafers still had some crunch to them but agreed they could only do so much to save this weak dessert.     

Biscuit Love (316 11th Avenue S, Nashville 37203)

By Day 3 of my trip, I was firmly on the struggle bus when I woke up with heartburn radiating down to my kneecaps but nothing could stop me from today’s breakfast. This is a place I discovered in 2021 and I’ve dreamed of returning ever since.  I ordered the exact same thing I had last time because it was perfection.  We started with an order of Bonuts (a biscuit/donut hybrid that is lightly fried, rolled in sugar, topped with a lemon mascarpone and served on a bed of blueberry compote).  These things are heavenly.  They are fried to order and served warm.  One bite and Aimee was a believer.  If you order nothing else at Biscuit Love, get these.  You will NOT be disappointed.

One bite and you’ll be ready to risk it all

My main breakfast was the East Nasty; a fried chicken thigh on top of a biscuit with country gravy.  I’ve never actually liked country gravy before eating this dish.  I know now that I just hadn’t eaten it made by people who make it correctly.  The chicken was perfectly fried, tender and so juicy.  The multiple layers of biscuit are buttery, fluffy and expertly baked.  It took me a little bit longer than usual to power through it but I achieved it, with help of the always-solid cup of Joe served at Biscuit Love.

Aimee ordered the traditional Biscuits and Sausage Gravy; A lifelong comfort food for this Heart of Dixie native and she grades harshly for those that don’t come correct with it.    She called it one of the best biscuits she’s ever had.  She didn’t even need to add her usual black pepper to the sausage gravy, calling it perfectly seasoned.  I swelled with the kind of pride and validation that can only come from a Yankee successfully pointing a Southerner to a great staple dish.  I chomped down on another fistful of Tums, reveling in my self-satisfaction. Shout out to the side order of Chronic Bacon, which we both loved.  Sweet and spicy candied swine at it’s best.   

Daddy Dogs (205 Printers Alley, Nashville 37201)

An event I got to attend in while in Nashville was hosted by Jackalope Brewing, featuring the food of popular Nashville food truck, Daddy Dogs.  Serving up the traditional franks with wildly creative twists (including Cream cheese or Peaches.  Yeah, they go there) and a bevy of coded dick jokes.  What’s not to love?  I ordered the “Music City”, topped with Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, Onion and BBQ Sauce.  While pretty tame compared to some of the more adventurous choices on the menu but it was really good.  Messy and very tasty.  I would totally work my way through the rest of the menu, given the chance.

Daddy Dogs: Queer coded deliciousness

The Twelve Thirty Club (550 Broadway, Nashville 37203)

A surprise last minute addition to my list was a late night visit to the Twelve Thirty Club, a massive structure hovering over the main strip of downtown Nashville.  Owned by Justin Timberlake, the irony was not lost on me that I was here with a handful of his former co-stars from a certain Disney television show in the 90’s. Full disclosure:  We met up with some other friends who had the full dinner on the 2nd floor and raved about the food.  Others and I did cocktails and small plates on the 3rd floor.  My small sampling of the food was far less impressive than the décor and vibe, which were stellar.  I ordered the shortrib potstickers with toasted sesame, cilantro and ponzu.  It was an underwhelming one-note flavor profile.  Potstickers need ginger, some element of citrus or another texture to the filling.  This was just shortrib in a thick dumpling.    I also had the Salt Crusted Warm Pretzels with provolone fondue. The pretzels were chewy with a crisp exterior and a velvety, rich sauce.  A pleasant enough small plate but nothing you couldn’t get at any chain restaurant.  They also had a nice selection of Ciders (a great choice for people like me who don’t drink beer)

While the food and service were a let down (Our server took major attitude when we asked her to adjust a bill that she herself screwed up.  I know, I hate doing my job too.)  This is a really gorgeous venue.  Thoughtfully designed, great live music and a fully realized vibe that couldn’t be further away from what you’ll walk back out into on the strip when you leave.  I’d come back for dinner based on my friend’s recommendation or just to have a cocktail and enjoy some live music.  

I sure am glad this post didn’t coincide with some bad press about this place’s owner! That would be awkward….

Loveless Café (8400 TN-100, Nashville 37221)

One of the places I ran out of time to visit in 2021 was first on the list this time but it required a reservation (Yes, even at 8am on a Monday morning) because it’s THAT iconic.  Boasting a rich history in Nashville spanning more than 70 years, the home open to hungry travelers by founders Lon and Annie Loveless is still serving up chicken, biscuits and all sorts of tasty dishes.  It has been frequented by numerous celebrities and covered on every food show imaginable.

While my experience with my server hours before at Timberlake’s house of apps and attitude was pretty sour, my experience at Loveless could not have been more of a skidding 180 degree turn from that.  Our server was delightful.  She gave us the history, answered questions and did it with authentic an Southern hospitality that truly impressed the former restaurant host, former server and current hospitality manager at my table.

The biscuits are legendary and it’s easy to see why.  They’re small but divinely fluffy, buttery and light.  Martha Stewart admits to putting some in her purse for her flight home because even billionaire old ladies are still gonna old lady, but I get it.  Served with butter and choices of homemade jam, I tried all of them.  Homemade jams instantly hit different.  You never realize until you have the real deal how often we’re served artificial flavors.         

I ordered the Country Breakfast Bowl, with hashbrowns, scrambled eggs, country gravy, topped with pulled pork and a biscuit).  So rich, savory and comforting with incredible pulled pulled pork.  Our server told me that the same guy has been smoking their pork for 20 years and if he ever dies, she’s done.  I agree.  Perfection.  Aimee ordered the country fried steak and eggs (another Southern classic) and declared (as Southern belles are wont to do) that it has ruined her for any other country fried steak.  Not heavy or over battered, it was tender and fried perfectly.  She also applauded their option to have the gravy on the side so it never got soggy.  She also loved the Hash Brown Casserole served on the side, which she called super cheesy and delicious.

A masterclass in comfort food.

Aimee was determined not to waste an opportunity to try it while we were here so she also had a Pulled Pork Biscuit, which she called spectacular.  So tender with the perfect amount of smoke, pairing perfectly with the smoky and sweet BBQ sauce.  This place is the authentic real deal for a phenomenal breakfast and true Southern hospitality.  We left full, happy and loved.  Do not miss Loveless.

Mattheessen’s Ice Cream (123 2nd Avenue N, Nashville 37201)

There was a popular cookie spot we were hoping to hit up before lunch on our last day in Music City but it (and several other places) was closed on Monday, so we had to improvise.  We took our chances on a place we happened upon.  Mattheessen’s offers ice cream, baked goods and their signature ½ pound cookie.  We ordered the ½ pound M&M cookie.  Not great.  I found it chewy and dry.  It didn’t feel or taste fresh.  Aimee was less kind in her review, calling it a “Bullshit cookie”.  She said the edges were super hard.  In fact, at one point she banged a piece on the counter without breaking it.  She went on to explain that a cookie of that size needs to be thicker to keep it soft.  She also called shenanigans on an M&M Cookie that was just a sugar cookie topped with M&M’s.  I can never resist a coconut macaroon so I ordered the rather large one they had in the case.  It was sweet, tough and chewier than it should be.  Again, it didn’t taste fresh and the chocolate had bubbled and discolored.  I wouldn’t have even eaten it  had I not been with a professional baker who assured me it wasn’t moldy, just old.  Didn’t finish anything we got.  Pass.

As promised it was big….

Peg Leg Porker (903 Gleaves Street, Nashville 37203)

The other undisputed highlight of my 2021 visit to Nashville was lunch at this place.  Voted one of the best BBQ spots in the South, one visit will make clear to you why that is.  Founded by BBQ badass Carey Bringle (The name comes from Bringle becoming an amputee at age 18 following surgery for a bone tumor), Peg Leg Porker serves up pork, not brisket, an important distinction they’ll be happy to clarify for you.  The ribs are sublime; dry rubbed, fall-off-the-bone tender and served with choices of BBQ sauce.  The main dishes more than live up to the mountain of hype they’ve gotten over the years but for me, it’s all about the Soul Potato.  Yeah, you heard me right.  

A plate of crinkle cut fries, smothered in smoky BBQ pork, BBQ sauce and cheese whiz.  It is an entire meal unto itself and it couldn’t be more perfect.  So simple but done so incredibly well.  Another must try. 

“Hey Alexa, play ‘Never Enough’ from The Greatest Showman”. FETCH ME MY WIG!

While I was a die hard fan of PLP, Aimee was making her first trip here.  She also ordered the half back of ribs and loved them, praising the dry rub and great smoke.  She also enjoyed the BBQ Beans, which she called perfectly cooked.  She added a side of potato salad (a classic no-fly food for yours truly.  Cold potatoes are insane.)  Aimee said it did a great job of cutting through the rich meat with well cooked and seasoned potatoes.  Not mushy.  

Okay, so here’s where Peg Leg Porker threw us a MAJOR curveball.  We ordered dessert.  I had the Banana Puddin’ (and yeah, it appears on the menu with the apostrophe so you know they’re not messing around).  Perfect bananas, perfect pudding, crispy wafers, and YES, WHIPPED CREAM.  All was again right with the world.  Aimee saw another item that fascinated her:  Made-to-order fried pies.  She got the Chocolate and the apple pies.  You guys, these damn things had no business being this good.  To be a place that flexes that hard with barbecue to have desserts that were this dope?!  Unbelievable.

Aimee said the crust was AWESOME!  So buttery and flakey.  Someone in that kitchen knows how to make a proper pastry crust.  She said the apples were well cooked, soft and not mushy with the perfect amount of cinnamon.  And yes, A SCOOP OF ICE CREAM!  I’m so glad.  We were starting to feel gaslit by the desserts in this city.  While the apple pie was great, the real shocker was the chocolate fried pie.  The filling (which Aimee confirmed is ganache) was soft but not overly liquid.  She called this pie one of her all time favorite desserts.  Peg Leg Porker knocked it out of the park again.  In a city overflowing with great BBQ, they are truly a cut above that is a must do in Nashville.  For the soul potato alone.  And dessert.  And the ribs.  Just go.

Deacon’s New South (401 Church Street, Nashville 37219)   

Our final meal in Nashville was another place I’d been to before and really enjoyed so I was eager to return.  Located in the Printer’s Alley neighborhood of Nashville, Deacon’s New South serves modern Southern classics and great craft cocktails.  We got started with their unique take on classic skillet cornbread with Culture butter, Muldon and Soured Honey.  For me it had a nice crust, wasn’t too sweet and had a pleasant bitterness on the finish.  Aimee found it a little overbaked and dense.  

Kernbread. Nuff said.

For her main dish, Aimee had the Blackened Pork Chop, which she had some issues with.  She explained that that when she orders a pork chop, she should get that chop on the bone.  Deacon’s pork chop was pre-sliced off the bone (unevenly, according to her) and tasted more like a porn loin.  She found it dry and not worth the price, instead calling her side of Handcut Fries in Tallow the best part of her meal.

I ordered the same dish I had last time (look, y’all, I’m not a complicated dude)  Spicy Crawfish Noodles.  While the dish had the same great spice and texture, it was a bit undersalted.  Plus the portion and plate were both noticeably smaller from the last time I was here.  This is one of the few times being one of those assholes who photographs their food and never deletes photos comes in handy.  I had the receipts.  

All told, Aimee said she wouldn’t return.  This is not a cheap dinner.  I, however, did enjoy what I had enough to return and explore the rest of the menu.  

And that, friends was my visit to Nashville!  I can’t wait to get back to eating my own fair city while researching more places to do special reports on.  Do I hear New York calling….?

NASHVILLE CHEAT SHEET:

Puckett’s

What to order: Pork Sandwich, Blackberry Citrus Iced Tea

Cuahan’s Ale and Masala House

What to order: Saag Mac and Cheese

Five Daughter’s Bakery

What to order: Vanilla Buttercream 100 Layer Donut

Belle Meade Meat and Three

What to order: Fried Catfish, Corn cake

Hattie’s B’s

What to order: Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich (Obvi)

Biscuit Love

What to order: Bonuts

Daddy Dogs

What to order:  Literally any dog they offer

Twelve Thirty Club

What to order: A drink

The Loveless Café

What to order: Biscuits and any dish with pulled pork

Mattheessen’s Ice Cream

What to order: skip it

Peg Leg Porker

What to order: Soul Potato

Deacon’s New South

What to order: Handcut fries in Tallow

Cake De Partie

As I move through the world, I strive to do my best to understand my fellow humans.  It’s not always easy.  In fact, sometimes it’s straight up impossible to truly understand everyone.  But I try and that’s all you can do sometimes, right?  Unfortunately, sometimes the efforts I put forth are met with an impenetrable wall.  There’s people in the world I just don’t understand and never will.  Right at the top of that list are people who speak out loud the following: “I don’t really like sweets”.  

I understand all of those words as English (the only language I speak fluently) and yet, like…what?….You don’t like sweets?  I can’t get my head around it.  You’re not obsessed with sugar?  You can turn down cake?  Like, WHAT?!  You don’t have at least a dozen local ice cream shops on your short list depending on which flavor you’re in the mood for?  You don’t open a bag of Oreos with a friend and say “Pick your row”?  Your box of Reese’s Pieces remains unopened through the trailers at the movies?  These people are like mythological creatures to me.  I’ve mentioned my addiction to sugar many times and how I balance that with my life as a type 2 Diabetic.  Dessert is not a part of my daily life so I always look forward to the times I can treat myself.  Tonight’s restaurant was one such night.

I brought along some of my usual enablers:

Aimee-Roommate since the 90’s, BFF, allergic to hot dogs and therefore labeled a commie by many

Amy J-Chief science officer, Michigan Football loyalist, a common floozy

Chris-Attorney, lifelong food snob, loves sandwiches.  Like, a lot.

Kelsey-Project manager, Keeper of Christmas, has been known to drop it like it’s hot

The group. Or, as we’re known in bakeries, The World Class Wreckin’ Crew

Cake de Partie sounds like a French Patisserie but it’s located in the Convoy Business District, one of the largest Pan-Asian business districts in the entire country with legendary, next-level food.  Cake de Partie is an Asian-fusion dessert café that also offers savory dishes and craft sodas.  The house specialty desserts are Pankcake Souffles (which taste like a lighter fluffier pancake and look like a pancake doing it’s best impression of a marshmallow) and crepe cakes (Layers of crepes and pastry cream stacked high enough to slice and serve like a full-sized layer cake.  I tried both but I’m still determined to fool you, gentle reader, into thinking I am something resembling an adult so I ordered a proper dinner first.  Plus, it takes about 35 minutes for the pancake souffles to cook (They are made to order) so we had some time to explore the rest of the menu.  Props to our server who used the most gentle language possible to tell us that the small table we were all seated at would buckle beneath the weight of all the food we just ordered and we would be more comfortable in the corner trough.  I’m kidding.  It was just a bigger table but we absolutely over-ordered because that’s kind of our brand at this point.    

We sampled a couple of the craft sodas.  Aimee ordered the Butterfly Pea Lemonade (The pretty purple one) which she found to be very refreshing and tasty but not overly sweet.  Chris got the Mango Passionfruit, which he found unremarkable.  Amy enjoyed her Hibiscus Pomegranate.  And here’s where it got weird.  Chris tried Amy’s soda, took us all on a silent face journey before carefully weighing whether or not to say his first thoughts out loud.  After some coaxing he finally said “It….Tastes like French’s Yellow Mustard”.  The rest of made the face you’re probably making right now.  In no time the drink was being passed around the table and we all (with the notable exception of Amy) agreed that it did indeed have a similar astringent, vinegary tang on the finish that one might find in a bottle of French’s Yellow Mustard.  So weird.  It left us all wondering if we would’ve connected those dots unassisted had Chris not first shared an observation so strange one would only share it with their closest friends (also knowing one said friend would publish it on a blog for the entire world to read days later).  Very strange.  For the record, Amy maintains her drink did not taste like mustard.  I don’t know what’s real anyore.  Moving on…

For savory meals, Aimee and Chris ordered the BBQ Pork Rice Bowl.  Aimee said the pork was tender but this was a very basic dish that needed a sauce.  Not bad but not craveable.  Chris said he enjoyed it well enough but not enough to get again.  Aimee also tried the fried shrimp.  She thought the breading was weird and fell off too easily (a pet peeve).  Plus it didn’t seem to be bringing much to the table flavor-wise.  After enough batter fell off, she just took the remainder off and ate the shrimp, which she said were very plump, tasty and paired well with spicy mayo.  Amy got the Crab Basil Pasta with mushrooms and sun dried tomatoes.  She praised the delicious pasta and chewy texture of the tomatoes but the crab was overwhelmed by the sauce.  Overall, Amy believe the dish would be improved (in quality and price point) with shrimp instead of crab.

Kelsey started with the popcorn chicken with Zapp seasoning.  Upon placing her order, Kelsey was warned about the spice level.  She acknowledged the warning and found herself wondering what kind of clientele they normally serve because she didn’t find the dish very spicy at all.  She found the seasoning dry and unevenly applied to the chicken, which had a very crispy breading.  The lack of a sauce option didn’t help.  For her main dinner, Kelsey had the Spaghetti Carbonara.  She was surprised to see the dish contained mushrooms, despite it being the one dish on the menu that didn’t list mushrooms.  The egg on top was overdone and did not mix well into the pasta, so it basically tasted like spaghetti with scrambled eggs.  She did however enjoy the inclusion of asparagus on the plate and wished there had been more of it.  

For my main dish, I had the Fried Chicken Bowl, which was basically the popcorn chicken served over a mound of white rice and a side of spicy mayo (which I was again warned about).  Each component was tasty enough on it’s own but did not create a successful dish overall.  Rather than a dipping side sauce, this thing needs a proper sauce.  The chicken and rice are both too dry on their own to work without it.  

This was like seeing Mariah in Concert and she opens with something from her new album. Like, girl. PLAY THE HITS.

But we knew coming in the real star of this place was the desserts and they did not disappoint.  I should start by saying the dishes were all gorgeous.  Some of the most instagrammable food I’ve seen this whole season.  Beautiful presentations.   Kelsey had the Very Strawberry Pancake souffle.  She described it as “everything you would expect it to be and everything she hoped for”.  The Pancake souffles are all doused in thick sweet cream sauce with a scoop of ice cream on the side.  For Kelsey, this didn’t make the dish too sweet and the fresh strawberries on top helped keep the dish in check.  Amy ordered the Triple Chocolate Cornflake Pancake Souffle.  She enjoyed it and appreciated the fact that the chocolate wasn’t too rich, which could’ve derailed the dish into a total sugar-bomb.  Aimee had the Blueberry Cheesecake Pancake Souffle.  She said it was super fluffy and well made.  While she enjoyed the flavor of the blueberry sauce, there wasn’t much cheesecake flavor to be found.  Aimee also loved the rice Krispies on the plate but felt graham cracker would’ve more successfully given the feel of cheesecake the dish promised. 

She was late but worth the wait. (Actually, that’s not true at all. It arrived exactly 35 minutes after ordering). I’ve now resorted to lying for rhyme’s sake.

I got the Salted Caramel Banana Pancake Souffle.  The pancake was light as air, beautifully made and not overly heavy or sweet.  The cream on top was lovely and gave great flavor.  The ice cream on the side was a perfect match with the bruleed banana halves on my plate.  Really great dish.  I’ve never had anything quite like it. 

Tasty and GORJUSSS!!!!

Chris had the Thai Tea Crepe Cake, which he believes would be popular with a lot of people but wasn’t quite his “Cup of cake”.  

While the reviews of the overall menu were pretty mixed (The savory dishes almost felt like an afterthought compared to how impressive the desserts were), I would say just about everyone agreed the desserts were the absolute standout at Cake de Partie, which when you think about it, makes perfect sense.  Another point in this place’s favor was the location.  While parking at most places in or around Convoy can be, to put it bluntly, horrendous, this place has it’s own parking lot!  The pancakes are available for carry out but you really miss out on that beautiful presentation.  The next time you want something sweet and deliciously different, hit up Cake de Partie.  This fat kid will be back.        

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Wrench and Rodent Seabasstropub

I was 22 the first time I ever had sushi.  I can’t believe I spent an entire childhood without it.  This is the part where I would say that we didn’t have that where I grew up but the truth of the matter is modern sushi as we know it dates back to around 1824.  I have to believe at some point someone somewhere in the whole state of Rhode Island said “Where tha f*** can I get some good nigiri ovah heeyah?”.  My parents were afraid of sushi, only referring to it as “raw fish”.  Once I’d moved to San Diego, I now had access to it that I never had on the other coast.  On a lunch break at work, my friend Marci offered me a piece of her California roll from the sushi place next door.  One bite and that was it for me.  I’ve been a sushi fiend ever since.  While my aversion to eating any sea life that was used as a monster in a 60’s Japanese monster movie and bi-valves is legendary, I can crush some spicy tuna, krab and shrimp with the best of them.

Like most cities in SoCal, San Diego has a huge number of sushi restaurants ranging from the most authentic you’ll find outside of Osaka to the equivalent of Arby’s gas station sushi and everything in between.  My personal favorite sushi in the city is called Izakaya Masa in Mission Hills.  I stack every sushi place I go to against it.  With such big shoes to fill, tonight’s restaurant (like all others I cover) has been called the best by someone in my world so expectations are high.  Prepare for your bluff to be called, friendo.  

First off, we gotta talk about the name:  Wrench and Rodent Seabasstropub.  On the surface, it’s confusing.  Like naming a strip club Chlamydia on Tap, A Few Missing Screws Car Repair or Amber Alert Childcare.  I could do this all day.  The name comes from founder Davin Waite.  It’s a nod to his English heritage and calls to mind the light hearted irreverence he hopes to convey through the food as well as a commitment to shaking up the food system.  For me, the name evokes the need to sneak a peek in the kitchen and see if the food is actually being prepared by a plucky rat who controls a hapless human by pulling his hair (Could you imagine the pitch meeting for Ratatouille?)

Alongside a set sushi menu, Wrench and Rodent also offers a number of daily specials.  Sustainable sourcing and non-waste are the order of the day, utilizing all cuts of fish and presenting them in innovative and tasty ways.  Plus they also offer a menu of vegan sushi.  Interest is piqued.  Now it’s time to pull up with my own culinary rat pack:

Our faces are huge and our bellies are full.

Aimee-Roommate since the 90’s, BFF, allergic to hot dogs and therefore labeled a commie by many

David-Wonder Woman superfan, musical theatre enthusiast, the narrator’s love interest

Harry-The I.T. guy, equal parts Type A and goofy as all get out, He probably knows how to fix that.

Shannan-Medical examiner, pumpkin enthusiast, drives the coolest car you’ve ever seen

Suzanne-My Italian soul sista, can throw down in the kitchen, the cultured one who pronounces everything correctly.

The area of San Diego I live in is about 35-40 South of Oceanside, where Wrench and Rodent is.  In fact, with the exception of Suzanne, everyone in my dining group lives far enough away from this place that travel-worthiness played a big part in everyone’s review.  We started with some cocktails.  David and Shannan both ordered the Tokyo Sunshine (Vodka Soju Spirit, Simple Syrup, Japanese Yuzu and Sweet Citrus with a salt rim).  While the cocktail leaned heavily towards sweet and was less strong than a typical craft cocktail, David still found it enjoyable.  Shannan found it very refreshing and loved the sweetness. 

Tokyo Sunshine. Not the kind Natasha Bedingfield had in her pocket. Or maybe it is. I don’t know her life.

Shannan also had one of the house special cocktails, the Dirty, Surely (Vodka Soju Spirit, Pomegranate and Sparkling Prosecco).  While she loved the pretty presentation of the drink, the flavors did not prove to be as attractive.   Suzanne ordered the Seoul Mule (Gin Soju Spirirt, Black currant, Japanese Yuzu, Ginger Beer and a twist of lime).  She found it refreshing, offering a great balance of light sweetness with the spicy kick of the ginger beer.  She called it “Summer in a glass”.  I tried it and I agree with everything she said.  I just felt like I’ve had this drink many times before at many other places.    

One of the more unique specials on Wrench and Rodent’s menu the night of our visit was their Fish Rib Karaage.   Lightly fried and served with a sweet sauce.  I have this aversion to fish bones (apologies to any 80’s punk/ska/reggae bands that take offense that that sentiment) so I opted out but everyone who tried this dish seemed to really love it.  Harry and Shannan had the Seared Albacore Sashimi with Ponzu and Garlic Chili Sauce.  Harry enjoyed the balance of the delicate fish against the textures and toppings but found the ponzu to be lacking.  Shannan enjoyed the smokiness, layered textures and flavors plus another beautiful presentation.      

Stick-to-your-fish-ribs food!

For my main entrée, I had the Yakisoba (Offered with Chicken or Tofu, I chose tofu) with noodles and stir fried vegetables.  The flavors were very rich and savory.  Tender noodles and really well cooked tofu with a nice chew.  The serving size was a little big given the richness of the sauce but I enjoyed it.  

Send Noods.

I love a good sushi roll and Wrench and Rodent offers several mainstays on their roll menu.  Suzanne and I both ordered the Chronic (Spicy Tuna, Krab, Avocado-deep fried and topped with spicy aioli and sweet citrus sauce).  While I generally don’t love a piece of sushi I can’t eat in one bite, the flavors and textures were all on point.  Nice crispy texture balanced well with the richness of the avocado and the spicy citrus aspects.  Nothing Earth-shattering but I did enjoy it.  I just feel like I’ve had this roll a million times in a million other places.  Suzanne found the roll’s construction to be way too rice-heavy without enough fish to support it plus a noticeable lack of citrus sauce on hers.  

Aimee had the Hedgehog Roll (Krab and Shrimp Tempura topped with Seared Yellowtail, Garlic and truffle Oil).  She loved the smoked salt and garlic on the Yellowtail as well as the pop of the garlic chips.  David tried the Rainbow Roll (Krab, Cucumber and Avocado topped with Tuna, Yellowtail, Salmon and Avocado).  He enjoyed the freshness of the fish and beautiful presentation.  While his ordinary sushi roll order is larger, this roll on it’s own large enough on its own to be a satisfying meal.  Shannan and Harry ordered the Holiday in Cambodia Roll (Spicy Tuna and Cucumber topped with daily whitefish, Thai fish Sauce and Scallion).  She said it had a good spice level with refreshing cucumber and the fish sauce was very tasty.  Harry enjoyed the buttery sweetness of the whitefish against the spicy tuna.  

The table also ordered some Nigiri (raw or cooked fish hand pressed on a ball of rice).  Shannan had the daily special, Black Cod Nigiri with Miso truffle Glaze.  She again praised the beautiful presentation and the nice texture of the fish.  Her favorite of the night.  Aimee and Harry got another special; Swordfish Nigiri with Bacon Guava Jam.  Harry found the jam to be interesting but the dish was otherwise unremarkable for him.  Aimee found herself wishing the sear on the swordfish had gone a bit longer.  While the jam was also a tasty addition for Aimee, she said its inclusion muddled the flavor of the swordfish to the point where you could use any fish and you wouldn’t notice a difference.  David’s curiosity was piqued at the Bacon Guava Jam so our server (who was great, BTW) brought him a small side of it so we could try it.  Very tasty.

Some very unique offerings on the Nigiri menu were the Anchovy Nigiri and the Scallop Nigiri.  Suzanne went for the Anchovy.  While it lacked the briney she was expecting, She really loved the delicate umami flavor, which paired nicely with the mustard.  Even though she admitted ponzu might have been a better choice.  Harry and Shannan went in on the Scallop.  Harry says the nigiri was soft and buttery with a nice umami boost from the truffle oil.  Shannan echoed his sentiments and called the dish quite delicious.  Suzanne also ordered the Salmon Nigiri with Sweet Citrus Salt.  While salmon is a favorite of hers, the Citrus Salt was so overwhelmingly sweet that it was a strike out for her.  

The biggest swing-and-a-miss moment of the night came in the form of Aimee’s Eel Nigiri.  Eel Nigiri is her favorite.  Her go-to at any sushi place.  She said this was the worst she’s ever had; tasting old and rubbery, she likened it to “eel jerky” and struggled to chew it.  She sent it back after the first bite.  To their credit, our server was apologetic and they did take the item off the bill.   Given the better quality of everything else we ordered, I will call it a fluke for this one dish to have gone so poorly.  Shit happens, y’know?

David also ordered the chicken fried rice, which he found to be a very generous portion with tasty chicken and lots of fresh vegetables.  He also enjoyed the addition of cauliflower to the rice.  

Taking a boring standard and making it awesome is a Hell of a flex.

Based on our server’s recommendation, I ordered the Nutella Cookies and Salted Caramel ice Cream for dessert.  The cookies were soft and delicious.  The ice cream had thick ribbons of caramel throughout.  Very tasty dessert, I wouldn’t come here just for it but it was a nice end to my meal.  Shannan had the Rose’ poached Pear served with vanilla whipped cream and berries.  She loved it.  Sweet and delicious with beautiful texture and a striking presentation.  David also tried it and was worried about the Rose being too overpowering but found the balance to be really lovely.  

Suzanne and Aimee both had the Bread Pudding and both found issues with it.  Unlike a usual bread pudding, it’s served cold.  “Refrigerator cold” to use Suzanne’s exact words.  They both said it was extremely dense.  Suzanne called it a missed opportunity to bring in another flavor profile with a sauce.  Aimee said it ate like cold meatloaf from the fridge.  Not a winner.  

My overall feelings about Wrench and Rodent are positive.  I enjoyed everything I had but I’m left feeling like there was nothing particularly special about it for me.  If you find yourself in or around Oceanside, I would say it’s a solid place for a date night.  The design is cool and the patio is lovely.  The food is solid and the service was great.  Would I drive back to Oceanside just go eat there?  Unlikely.  Would I protest if the opportunity to dine there again came up? Absolutely not.  I say run don’t walk.             

Watch the YouTube Episode: https://youtu.be/0xqYIUmgg38

Listen to the full podcast: https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-zqa3y-1630461

Further reading: http://www.seabasstropub.com